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smoke?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-16T15:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/07/02/pandemic-magic-a-brief-history-of-abracadabra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/abracadabra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abracadabra</image:title><image:caption>How's your malaria?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-29T14:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/06/24/the-count-de-cabreras-a-valencian-vampire-hunter-in-hungary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/hungary_vampire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungary_vampire</image:title><image:caption>Vampirism just isn't the same anymore...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-26T08:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/06/23/the-fire-inside-willie-brough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/firestarter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firestarter</image:title><image:caption>It's not easy being a pyrokinetic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-24T21:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/05/13/the-possession-of-nicola-aubry-lessons-on-exorcism-from-satan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/devil_school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_school</image:title><image:caption>Come on, you're doing it all wrong!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-15T07:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/05/11/bargrave-and-veal-the-reading-lists-of-the-undead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bookofthedead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookOftheDead</image:title><image:caption>I also have a fondness for Stephen King.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-11T23:35:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/05/04/sense-and-supersensibility-the-procession-of-the-damned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sense_supersensibility.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sense_supersensibility</image:title><image:caption>The Wedding Procession of the Damned?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-09T21:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/04/29/last-minute-confession-of-the-warlock-major-weir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/creepy_warlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_warlock</image:title><image:caption>Wait a second...You're a warlock aren't you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-29T00:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/04/22/captain-beauclerks-prehistoric-horse-haunting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ghost_horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_horse</image:title><image:caption>A phantom horse is a horse, of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-26T21:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/04/18/pro-tips-on-how-to-cheat-the-devil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/devilish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devilish</image:title><image:caption>Before pride goeth the fall</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-21T16:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/04/20/jacopo-donati-and-the-bored-banshee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/lazy_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lazy_ghost</image:title><image:caption>Come on, you're not even trying!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-28T00:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2020/04/11/bertholi-is-burning-deliberate-human-combustion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/live_fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>live_fire</image:title><image:caption>Hold on there buddy, can we talk about this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-13T18:07:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/10/06/a-monstrous-ticket-to-ride-liminal-locomotives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/liminal_train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liminal_train</image:title><image:caption>Know whether your locomotive has a history of homicide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-20T22:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/10/spectral-slander-and-the-destruction-of-the-library-of-palatine-apollo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/burning_theology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_theology</image:title><image:caption>Let's see them prove me wrong now...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-06T13:52:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/09/04/human-salamanders-check-the-expiration-date-on-your-superpowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/human_salamander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human_salamander</image:title><image:caption>Dude, put that fire away.  Its not cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-06T19:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/08/31/albert-de-rochas-the-father-of-future-life-progression/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hypnotism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hypnotism</image:title><image:caption>Your future self is getting very sleepy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-01T19:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/08/28/the-phantom-black-dogs-of-wheal-vor-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/miner_dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miner_dogs</image:title><image:caption>Better a ghost dog than a mutilated ghost of a human, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-01T18:53:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/08/28/gardening-with-the-devil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/schnoodle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schnoodle</image:title><image:caption>Schnoodles are adorable creatures, but useless for home defense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/creepy_field.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_field</image:title><image:caption>Farming can be infernal work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-23T21:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/08/19/an-old-explanation-for-the-fermi-paradox-n-%e2%89%88-l-and-l-aint-looking-pretty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/civ_falls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>civ_falls</image:title><image:caption>Has anyone seen my civilization?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-22T03:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/08/18/faerie-party-protocol-surviving-a-seelie-soiree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/faerie_party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faerie_party</image:title><image:caption>Ain't no party like a faerie party...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-18T21:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/06/29/the-sleeping-preacher-of-north-alabama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/sleeping_prophet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping_prophet</image:title><image:caption>Sleeping while preaching.  Good work when you can get it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-11T21:49:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/06/11/anomalistics-faustian-bargain-with-goethian-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/goethian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goethian</image:title><image:caption>Let's make a deal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-11T14:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/05/28/vetting-your-oracle-even-prophets-need-references/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/oracle_fortune.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oracle_fortune</image:title><image:caption>You want my references?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-29T11:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/04/10/tin-foil-haberdashery-disclosure-revelation-and-mysticism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/tin_foil_hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tin_foil_hat</image:title><image:caption>Just in case...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-23T01:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/creepy_crowd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_crowd</image:title><image:caption>Nothing to see here.  Move along.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/octechnica3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octechnica</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-10T04:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/02/18/anomalous-airwaves-in-my-defense-i-was-left-unsupervised/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/radio_anomaly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radio_anomaly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-18T14:55:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/02/12/the-casper-constant-ghosts-as-natural-phenomena/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>One does not simply become "batty".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-13T15:17:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/01/31/some-phantasms-are-just-phoning-it-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/lazy_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lazy_ghost</image:title><image:caption>Oh, come on.  You're not even trying...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-31T22:30:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2019/01/03/wherever-you-go-there-you-were-a-vardoger-goes-to-tipperary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Vardoger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vardoger</image:title><image:caption>Its a long way to Tipperary...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-03T21:36:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/12/31/the-sorcerous-syndicate-of-molfetta-dodging-the-inquisition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sorcerer_syndicate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sorcerer_syndicate</image:title><image:caption>No witches here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-01T10:51:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/12/04/ghost-writer-stop-the-phantom-presses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ghost_reporter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_reporter</image:title><image:caption>That's what they meant by "deadline".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-04T21:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/12/01/ghoulish-grudges-do-you-deserve-to-be-haunted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/need_haunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>need_haunting</image:title><image:caption>These guys are just begging to be haunted...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-02T18:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/11/06/exit-stage-left-pursued-by-a-ghost-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bear_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear_ghost</image:title><image:caption>More ghostly than your average bear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-06T14:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/11/03/dead-and-dreaming-persistence-of-the-unconscious-after-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dead_dreaming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead_dreaming</image:title><image:caption>I had the weirdest dream last night...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-06T19:24:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/08/30/queer-eye-for-the-dead-guy-naked-ghosts-and-phantom-fashion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ghost_fashionable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_fashionable</image:title><image:caption>You may want to rethink that outfit...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-02T14:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/08/05/mommy-dearest-portable-consciousness-and-the-near-death-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/drowning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drowning</image:title><image:caption>This would be a good time to project my consciousness...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-10T15:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/07/13/the-curious-afterlife-of-the-lord-of-cool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cool_monsters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cool_monsters</image:title><image:caption>Relax.  Everything's cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-13T16:50:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/07/01/captain-moncktons-invisible-guest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/invisible_dude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>invisible_dude</image:title><image:caption>Pleased to not make your acquaintance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-02T00:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/06/25/ancient-aliens-and-the-promise-of-empire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/empire_project.jpg</image:loc><image:title>empire_project</image:title><image:caption>Someday my prince will come...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T21:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/06/03/the-electric-girls-of-smyrna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/electric_girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>electric_girl</image:title><image:caption>I hate humidity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-04T15:36:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/12/esoterx-ive-got-a-face-made-for-radio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/weird_radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird_radio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-01T16:02:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/09/20/esoterx-video-killed-the-radio-fortean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/radio_fortean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radio_fortean</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-01T15:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/05/28/defense-against-the-dark-algorithmic-arts-a-modern-primer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/robot_algorithm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robot_algorithm</image:title><image:caption>You're so predictable, human.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-06T12:43:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/05/19/frederick-marryat-and-the-brown-lady-of-raynham-hall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lady_dorthy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady_dorthy</image:title><image:caption>Brown Lady of Raynham Hall  - Captain Hubert C. Provand - Country Life, 1936</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-21T15:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/05/19/algernon-joy-and-his-useless-doppelganger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/useless_doppelganger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>useless_doppelganger</image:title><image:caption>You've got my back, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-21T14:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/05/01/the-goldfish-that-would-be-pisces-out-of-place-objects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/coins.png</image:loc><image:title>coins</image:title><image:caption>The out-of-place object in question</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/certitude_weirdness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>certitude_weirdness</image:title><image:caption>Well, you know we just can't be certain...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-16T16:54:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/02/16/tell-us-a-ghost-story-mummy-khonsuemheb-and-the-whiny-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/mummy_life_sucks.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mummy_life_sucks</image:title><image:caption>Some mummies have it better than others...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-16T12:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/05/05/daniel-defoes-insufficiently-haunted-planet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/hostofghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hostofghosts</image:title><image:caption>Put your spectral hands in the air like you just don't care.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-06T20:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/04/28/beware-ghosts-bearing-gifts-ezekiel-grosse-and-the-curse-of-the-rosenwarne-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cornwall.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cornwall</image:title><image:caption>They really need to do something about this coffin shortage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-27T14:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/04/24/be-nice-to-dead-people-professor-junker-and-the-reanimated-corpse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dead_dude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead_dude</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes they come back.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-29T05:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/04/15/the-observer-at-infinity-j-w-dunne-vs-the-volcano/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/thin_places.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time_serial</image:title><image:caption>What time is it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-16T17:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/04/06/whats-the-market-value-of-the-devil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/discount_devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>discount_devil</image:title><image:caption>Honey, you will not believe the discount I got on this devil!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-07T16:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/04/06/dreaming-a-dream-of-death-mrs-wilkie-and-mr-esdaile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lake_shore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake_shore</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Wilkie is listening.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-06T17:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/27/astral-projection-for-the-discriminating-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/creepyghost_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepyghost_dog</image:title><image:caption>Just going to hit the astral plane for a while.  I hear they have better quality bones.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-27T17:32:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/26/notes-from-the-creepy-underground-bergmonch-and-meister-hammerling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/creepy_miner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_miner</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I wouldn't go in there if I were you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-27T18:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/25/dead-men-tell-no-tales-and-corpses-are-rotten-witnesses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/creepy_jury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_jury</image:title><image:caption>A jury of one's peers?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-26T02:23:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/25/slumlord-to-a-ghost-the-case-of-giles-bolacre-vs-pierre-piquet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ghost_slumlord.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_slumlord</image:title><image:caption>Hope you don't mind your new neighbors</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T17:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/19/a-few-good-anomalists-you-cant-handle-the-vacuous-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/creepy_conspiracy.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_conspiracy</image:title><image:caption>Nope, no conspiracy here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-12T15:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/15/the-wakulwe-theory-of-ghosts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/life_and_death.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>life_and_death</image:title><image:caption>The afterlife can be so tedious.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-15T21:03:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/03/03/once-upon-a-time-in-chennai-the-ghost-and-captain-halpin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/civil_war_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>civil_war_ghost</image:title><image:caption>Damn Yankees and their ghost stories...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-05T06:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/02/28/greeting-the-unknown-guest-party-crasher-or-host/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/unknown_guest.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown_Guest</image:title><image:caption>Who invited this guy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-05T05:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/02/19/i-was-a-skeptic-but-im-all-better-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/skeptic_recovery.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>skeptic_recovery</image:title><image:caption>I think we've found the source of the skepticism....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-26T20:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/02/18/the-devil-went-down-to-dartmoor-remedial-tort-law-for-imps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/devil_hr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_hr</image:title><image:caption>Hell really needs to reconsider its recruitment process.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-20T00:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/01/15/getting-the-steamboat-willies-the-phantom-of-raccourci-cutoff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/steamboat_willies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steamboat_willies</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure the exit was this way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-15T19:01:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2018/01/02/a-zillion-years-of-solitude-the-loneliness-of-the-anthropic-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/little_bubbles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little_bubbles</image:title><image:caption>Alone in our universal bubble.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-08T19:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/12/31/how-to-con-your-conquistador-the-question-of-quivira/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gold_fever.gif</image:loc><image:title>gold_fever</image:title><image:caption>Did someone say gold?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-31T20:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/12/23/death-by-dining-an-unbalanced-days-breakfast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/creepy_farmers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_farmers</image:title><image:caption>At least it was a good crop this year, down on the farm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-26T16:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/12/13/the-best-dressed-anomalist-on-radio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/radio_horror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radio_horror</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-13T13:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/12/07/warndorfer-and-the-poltergeist-of-lerchenfelderstrasse-158/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/creepy_blacksmith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_blacksmith</image:title><image:caption>Poltergeists don't respect your work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-10T13:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/12/05/radio-free-esoterx-obscure-ghost-ships/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ghost_radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_radio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-05T13:58:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/11/27/the-bedevilment-of-benvenuto-cellini/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/demonslots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DemonsLots</image:title><image:caption>How many demons is too many demons?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-03T19:28:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/11/13/hell-is-for-railroad-telegraphers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ghost_railroad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_railroad</image:title><image:caption>Railroad telegraphy may be bad for the soul.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-13T20:23:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/11/13/love-and-longing-in-ancient-amphipolis-dating-the-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/death_love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death_love</image:title><image:caption>Love is a matter most grave.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-13T12:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/11/06/the-saint-shortage-how-to-succeed-in-heaven-without-really-trying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/saint_among_sinners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saint_among_sinners</image:title><image:caption>I'm feeling a little lonely...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-01T19:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/10/31/friends-dont-let-friends-hunt-ghosts-the-dogged-haunting-of-ballechin-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ghost_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_dog</image:title><image:caption>On the Internet and the Astral Plane, nobody know you're a dog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-06T20:18:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/10/29/forsaking-zalmoxis-where-do-broken-gods-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/great_pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great_pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Nobody remembers the Great Pumpkin either.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-05T18:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/10/24/fishy-phenomena-unidentified-submarine-objects-and-sea-serpents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/steamship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steamship</image:title><image:caption>They missed a good marketing opportunity...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-19T07:12:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/10/18/picnic-in-pridade-no-maranhao-the-legal-empire-of-the-ants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/angry_ant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry_ant</image:title><image:caption>Does anybody know a good lawyer?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-19T00:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/10/16/putting-down-the-paranormal-or-sailing-the-ship-of-theseus-until-it-sinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theseus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theseus</image:title><image:caption>Lesson One: The world is a strange place</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-16T20:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/09/29/internship-of-the-undead-christopher-monig-afterlife-apothecary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/working_stiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>working_stiff</image:title><image:caption>Well, yes he's a corpse, but he has a good job...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-26T16:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/09/26/for-whom-the-phantom-bells-toll-major-moor-and-the-sorites-paradox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/hells_bells.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hells_bells</image:title><image:caption>Hell's bells?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-05T20:51:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/09/12/turtles-to-the-left-of-me-turtles-to-the-right-the-practopoietic-loop-of-causation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/infinite_loop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infinite_loop</image:title><image:caption>Causality.  A hard pill to swallow.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-13T10:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/09/06/fowl-play-the-trial-of-a-sorcerous-swiss-rooster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rooster_witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooster_witch</image:title><image:caption>Get yourself a good lawyer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-10T16:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/08/29/if-it-werent-for-those-meddling-squids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/monster_squid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_squid</image:title><image:caption>Pardon me, do you have any pickled fish?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-08T19:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/08/28/no-taxation-without-predestination-the-phantom-battle-of-utrecht/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/battle_phantoms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battle_phantoms</image:title><image:caption>I feel like we've been here before...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-31T02:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/08/16/make-america-ghostly-again-the-demon-cat-of-washington-d-c/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/creepy_cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_cat</image:title><image:caption>I will haunt you for this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-12T11:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/08/14/asylum-earth-the-voices-in-my-head-are-scientists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mad_sci.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad_sci</image:title><image:caption>Crazy?  Crazy like a fox!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-20T19:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/20/i-left-my-heart-in-the-vanished-kingdom-of-chicora/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/chicora.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicora</image:title><image:caption>Where did we put the Kingdom of Chicora?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-07T14:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/31/ive-been-working-on-the-creepy-railroad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dale_tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dale_Tower</image:title><image:caption>Isolated tower.  Multiple deaths.  Nothing bad could happen here, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-06T18:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/25/all-your-axioms-are-postulates-pseudoscience-vs-pseudometaphysics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/axioms_postulates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>axioms_postulates</image:title><image:caption>You guys don't even have flying cars?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-02T15:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/19/head-games-the-revenge-of-a-kalinga-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/moss_photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moss_Photo</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Thomas E. Moss (far right), Miguel Guttierrez (left of Moss), and the Nanong Chief (seated, far left)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-20T00:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/12/the-enchanted-universe-and-its-enemies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/weird_skepticism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird_skepticism</image:title><image:caption>Skeptics or Nihilists?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-19T18:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/11/5-rules-for-dating-my-classical-arcadian-werewolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/werwolf_dating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werwolf_dating</image:title><image:caption>Sure, they look soft and fuzzy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-16T02:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/10/dame-of-doom-the-white-lady-of-the-hohenzollerns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/white_lady_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white_lady_ghost</image:title><image:caption>So you say you're a Hohenzollern?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-10T17:58:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/07/04/i-found-seven-skeletons-in-my-dining-room-in-1874/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/skeleton_dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton_dinner</image:title><image:caption>No, I said the good china...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-08T14:36:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/29/eternalism-vs-presentism-how-soon-is-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/time_travel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time_travel</image:title><image:caption>I'm ready to march.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-02T21:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/28/peter-plogojovitz-barefoot-vampire-or-shoeless-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/vampire_shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vampire_shoes</image:title><image:caption>The height of vampire fashion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-02T17:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/11/john-campbell-besley-and-the-amazing-amazonian-telegraph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/besley_amazon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>besley_amazon</image:title><image:caption>Besley's in the Amazon again...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-28T12:25:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/25/captain-younts-mountain-rescue-dream-team/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/captain_george_yount.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain_George_Yount</image:title><image:caption>Captain George Yount.  Isn't he dreamy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-25T12:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/22/close-encounters-of-the-puritan-kind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/puritan_weirdness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puritan_weirdness</image:title><image:caption>Well, that really doesn't look like a broomstick...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-23T01:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/17/what-dreams-may-come-from-herr-wesermann/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/creepy_dreamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_dreamer</image:title><image:caption>Tell Wesermann he's not funny.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-18T01:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/13/release-the-calamari-hans-egede-and-the-greenland-kraken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/giant_squid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giant_squid</image:title><image:caption>Don't swim near the giant squid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-01T02:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/07/general-barter-and-the-ghost-who-dressed-for-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fashioinable_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashioinable_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>Life is short.  Fashion is eternal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-08T20:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/06/if-it-werent-for-philo-t-farnsworth-wed-still-be-eating-frozen-radio-dinners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/scary_radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary_radio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-06T17:56:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/06/04/fear-no-evil-when-you-walk-through-oberlins-valley-of-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dead_folks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead_folks</image:title><image:caption>I know he's dead, but he's just so adorable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-05T00:54:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/05/29/when-a-volcano-erupts-and-nobody-hears-it-does-the-climate-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/volcano_alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Volcano_Alone</image:title><image:caption>Happy cows make better cheese...wait, did you hear that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-30T15:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/05/29/our-furry-forefathers-the-basque-history-of-inter-species-relations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/early_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>early_man</image:title><image:caption>The neighbors shed a lot...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-08T15:04:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/05/25/the-ecstasy-of-error-green-cards-in-magonia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/error_rabbits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>error_rabbits</image:title><image:caption>I think we showed them some "truth value".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-29T18:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/05/19/diabolus-in-musica-the-devil-is-in-the-dissonance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/devil_tritone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_tritone</image:title><image:caption>Oh, they're really going to hate this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-21T20:32:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/05/03/haunted-house-hunting-with-mrs-butler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/each_others_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>each_others_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>What kind of down payment are we talking about?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-04T11:46:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/04/30/bugging-out-during-the-second-great-dying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/insect_apocalypse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>insect_apocalypse</image:title><image:caption>Who loves you, baby?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-01T12:30:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/03/24/the-bottle-smashing-ghost-of-via-bava-no-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/via_bava.jpg</image:loc><image:title>via_bava</image:title><image:caption>This looks like a good place to express my inner poltergeist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T12:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/03/16/quantum-entangled-escargot-sympathy-for-the-snail-telegraph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/quantum_snail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quantum_snail</image:title><image:caption>Can you hear me now?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-19T19:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/03/09/tempting-fate-at-ticonderoga-major-duncan-campbell-and-the-black-watch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/black_watch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black_watch</image:title><image:caption>I thought this was the uniform...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-10T02:04:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/03/08/lies-damn-lies-and-anomalies-fake-news-and-skeptical-schadenfreude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lies_anomalies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lies_anomalies</image:title><image:caption>Did you read today's fake news?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-17T21:47:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/03/02/divine-messaging-for-fun-and-prophet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/peculiar_prophet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peculiar_prophet</image:title><image:caption>I didn't see that coming...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-03T21:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/02/28/outsourced-morality-the-conscience-formed-phantom-drums-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ghostdrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostdrum</image:title><image:caption>That conscience-formed ghost can really keep a beat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-03T18:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/02/21/an-oasis-in-the-desert-of-the-real-looking-for-zerzura/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/zerzura_oasis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerzura_oasis</image:title><image:caption>Zerzura has the best roadside diners.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-01T13:04:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/02/16/prosecuting-a-poltergeist-the-defamation-trial-of-the-cure-of-cideville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ghost_jury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_jury</image:title><image:caption>A hung jury?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T12:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/02/10/the-specious-present-its-the-size-of-the-moment-that-matters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/specious_timer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>specious_timer</image:title><image:caption>Now that is some seriously specious present...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-11T02:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/02/09/our-colonized-consciousness-defense-against-the-doppelganger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/death_and_doppelganger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death_and_doppelganger</image:title><image:caption>Your days are numbered, doppelgänger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-20T00:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/02/07/he-knows-where-the-bodies-are-buried-gottlieb-pfeffel-and-the-billing-perplex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/open_grave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>open_grave</image:title><image:caption>Okay, we know there's one in there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-07T23:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/31/the-doppelganger-is-ready-for-his-close-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/photo_doppelganger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo_doppelganger</image:title><image:caption>I may be a doppelganger, but I take great selfies...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-03T13:59:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/30/esoterx-podcasts-are-the-retina-of-the-minds-eye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/creepy_clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_clown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-31T12:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/27/doomsday-will-be-dry-the-water-clock-of-the-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/drought.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drought</image:title><image:caption>Nope, no water here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-28T23:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/25/statutory-murder-the-trial-of-theagenes-of-thasos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/theagenes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theagenes</image:title><image:caption>I totally did it...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-25T18:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/23/combat-cats-tactical-mice-and-special-forces-fish-in-pelusium/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cat_soldier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat_soldier</image:title><image:caption>For King, Country, and Catnip.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-28T23:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/17/galaxy-noir-the-case-of-the-stellar-strangulation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/filmnoir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filmnoir</image:title><image:caption>I think you've been stealing gas from galaxies, Dollface.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T03:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/13/where-the-wild-things-are-anomalies-and-the-poverty-of-critical-thinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/time_machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time_machine</image:title><image:caption>I'm thinking critically about how to build a time machine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-14T12:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/04/the-devils-paparazzi-spinellos-unflattering-portrait-of-lucifer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/spinello_engraving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spinello_engraving</image:title><image:caption>Etching of Spinello's Fallen Angels (original fresco was destroyed)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-05T04:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2017/01/01/charlemagne-frank-encounters-with-ufos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/castle_ufo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>castle_ufo</image:title><image:caption>We need some Frankish investigation.  Somebody call "Projet Livre Bleu".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-27T07:37:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/12/30/has-anybody-seen-where-we-put-the-dauphin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/eleazer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eleazer</image:title><image:caption>Eleazar Williams (the Dauphin?), Louis XVI, and Louis XVIII</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-01T14:18:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/12/28/eternal-love-and-other-supernatural-phenomena/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ghost_kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_kiss</image:title><image:caption>We can always work it out when we're dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-29T15:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/12/21/the-war-that-never-was-goths-vs-egyptians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/egypt_colchis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egypt_colchis</image:title><image:caption>Colchis is nice this time of year, but there are too many Goths.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-21T21:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/12/14/waffling-on-witchcraft-ill-get-a-lawyer-and-your-little-dog-toto-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/waffling_witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffling_witch</image:title><image:caption>Virginia is for lovers.  Witches, too...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-16T19:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/12/07/sympathetic-empiricism-and-the-palatine-lights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/phantom_ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phantom_ship</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, be happy.  It is only folklore.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-27T04:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/30/rooster-based-planetary-defense-systems-at-morials-den/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/rooster_defense.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooster_defense</image:title><image:caption>The next hero of our space opera.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-01T15:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/29/hair-today-gone-tomorrow-in-the-footsteps-of-the-hairy-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bigfoot_hairy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot_hairy</image:title><image:caption>Okay, I'm going already...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-03T14:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/26/wooden-ships-iron-men-and-occasional-sea-serpents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nautilus_on_wind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nautilus_on_wind</image:title><image:caption>The Nautilus.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-04T22:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/22/skepticism-and-the-post-human-economy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/creepy_robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_robot</image:title><image:caption>You're good, right?  I'm going to go align my chakras.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-22T20:21:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/22/perish-then-publish-jacopo-alighieri-and-the-13-missing-cantos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/skeleton_writing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton_writing</image:title><image:caption>Leave me alone.  I'm on a deadline.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-26T18:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/11/political-mysticism-eugene-vintras-and-the-saviours-of-louis-xvii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mystic_politics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mystic_politics</image:title><image:caption>All in favor, chant this mantra...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-15T19:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/13/the-headless-hitchhiker-of-st-leonards-forest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/headless_obsolete.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headless_obsolete</image:title><image:caption>I knew it couldn't last...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-28T18:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/09/esoterx-at-the-movies-honore-mirabels-gold-sniffing-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/honore_photo.png</image:loc><image:title>honore_photo</image:title><image:caption>“It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure” – Joseph Campbell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-16T01:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/08/our-xenomorph-who-art-in-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/alien_cult.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_cult</image:title><image:caption>My god, its a cookbook!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-08T19:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/05/spare-the-rodenstein-spoil-the-schnellert-what-to-do-about-a-phantom-like-maria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/rodenstein_castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rodenstein_castle</image:title><image:caption>The ruins of Castle Rodenstein.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-06T05:41:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/11/04/no-one-suspected-the-hantu-batu-sumatran-poltergeists-throwing-stones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/thrown_stone.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thrown_stone</image:title><image:caption>Why do they keep throwing things at us from other dimensions?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-04T13:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/26/anomalistic-beer-goggles-the-consequences-of-doubt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/annomalistic_goggles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>annomalistic_goggles</image:title><image:caption>Well, this is certainly more comfortable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-30T05:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/23/esoterx-its-not-true-i-had-nothing-on-i-had-the-radio-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/creepy_radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_radio</image:title><image:caption>Do you hear it too?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-24T00:12:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/14/the-danmar-experiments-chasing-ghosts-to-the-tail-of-the-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ghost_travels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_travels</image:title><image:caption>Danmar's geography of the spirit world</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ghost_race.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_race</image:title><image:caption>Ready?  Set.  Go!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-15T03:04:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/14/nunnehi-nights-party-with-the-people-who-live-anywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nunnehi_cherokee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nunnehi_cherokee</image:title><image:caption>Now we can explain the occasional Elvis sighting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-22T19:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/07/philosophical-monsters-ship-in-black-boxes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/black_box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black_box</image:title><image:caption>Better keep this one closed if you don't want to get ontology all over you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-13T06:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/05/how-to-habeas-your-own-corpus-murder-most-foul-in-new-south-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kangaroo_creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kangaroo_creepy</image:title><image:caption>I for one believe the dingo did it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-21T17:07:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/10/03/why-we-elect-monsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/monster_politics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_politics</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I'm a monster, but I'm also a patriot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-04T05:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/29/dude-wheres-my-spaceship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/alien_joyride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_joyride</image:title><image:caption>Man, my dad is going to kill me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T19:23:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/28/deliberate-human-combustion-and-its-spontaneous-explanations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/combustion_strange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>combustion_strange</image:title><image:caption>Probably should have skipped that last drink...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T19:17:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/27/ghostly-gentrification-chateaux-vauvert-and-the-monks-of-chantilly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/devil_equity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_equity</image:title><image:caption>I can't believe I lost all my equity!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-28T16:15:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/24/the-best-speech-never-given-phantom-of-the-continental-congress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/declaration_phantom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>declaration_phantom</image:title><image:caption>Who was that guy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-27T00:58:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/21/ill-see-your-fear-of-death-and-raise-you-some-existential-anxiety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/death_anxiety.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death_anxiety</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, it will be all right...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-22T12:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/19/primate-estate-planning-monkeying-around-with-extinction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/primate_exitinction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>primate_exitinction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-19T17:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/16/disembodied-voices-of-reason-vain-ghosts-and-altruistic-phantoms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ghost_shipwreck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_shipwreck</image:title><image:caption>We really should have listened...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-19T21:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/14/clowning-around-at-play-in-the-uncanny-valley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/death_clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death_clown</image:title><image:caption>Clowns = Death</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-29T22:39:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/09/10/jabberwocky-in-the-house-of-uncommons-the-honorable-apparition-of-sir-carne-rasch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/parliament_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parliament_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>Stranger things have happened in Parliament...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-12T01:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/31/everyones-a-little-bit-crazy-schizotypy-and-strange-phenomena/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/everyone_insane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everyone_insane</image:title><image:caption>Indeed, we're all mad here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-01T12:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/28/training-wheels-of-the-gods-joao-vaz-corte-real-and-the-new-land-of-codfish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/training_wheels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>training_wheels</image:title><image:caption>The devil is in the details.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-28T19:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/24/how-to-measure-useful-fictions-science-anomalistics-as-if-philosophy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/anomaly_mermaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anomaly_mermaid</image:title><image:caption>Wouldn't you rather behave as if we existed?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-28T18:37:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/21/the-devils-vacation-home-satan-summers-in-finland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/satan_party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satan_party</image:title><image:caption>You guys want to come back to my place?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-22T02:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/18/mongrel-gods-and-demon-mutts-heathens-in-the-woodpile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dead_god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead_god</image:title><image:caption>No respect for dead gods...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-19T17:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/15/punking-the-plague-anthropomorphic-disease-is-dumb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/plague_prank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plague_prank</image:title><image:caption>Just you wait, Ashton Kutcher...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-16T04:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/10/ghost-morality-and-celestial-bureaucracy-what-would-casper-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ghost_reform.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_reform</image:title><image:caption>We're ready to review your case now...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-10T18:11:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/09/supercivilization-and-the-shoe-event-horizon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/shoe_apocalypse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoe_apocalypse</image:title><image:caption>This is how it ends.  Not with a bang, but with a five-inch heel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-10T17:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/07/mind-the-mummy-folklore-as-an-early-warning-system/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mummy</image:title><image:caption>I thought I was pretty clear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-08T12:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/08/03/weasel-work-the-last-basilisk-hunt-in-warsaw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/weasel_basilisk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weasel_basilisk</image:title><image:caption>On behalf of the International Brotherhood of Weasels, I object...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-05T14:54:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/07/26/sisyphus-was-a-sissy-the-ghost-of-benjie-gear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sisyphus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisyphus</image:title><image:caption>I could get used to this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-26T20:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/07/10/going-green-the-subterranean-kingdom-of-saint-martins-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/different_kingdom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>different_kingdom</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, we're not from around here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-29T20:49:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/29/first-you-get-the-money-then-you-get-the-women-then-you-find-out-its-a-simulation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/simulated_reality.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simulated_reality</image:title><image:caption>Can we get some quality assurance?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-12T22:02:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/23/john-middleton-the-accidental-warlock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/accidental_witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>accidental_witch</image:title><image:caption>I'm a witch?  That explains a lot....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-23T12:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/20/catchresis-and-release-anomalistics-and-category-errors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/creepy_anomaly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_anomaly</image:title><image:caption>Anomalistic and proud!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-21T03:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/16/civilization-is-a-dish-best-served-cold-polar-origin-theory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/frozen_north.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frozen_north</image:title><image:caption>Its important to layer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-24T17:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/15/berbalang-blues-the-elusive-ghouls-of-cagayan-sulu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/berbalang_blues.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berbalang_blues</image:title><image:caption>Please pass the salt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-16T07:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/13/talking-heads-automata-and-artificial-intelligence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/automata.jpg</image:loc><image:title>automata</image:title><image:caption>Just tell me the truth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-13T22:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/05/dead-reckoning-robert-bruce-meets-an-astral-projection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/astral_projection.jpg</image:loc><image:title>astral_projection</image:title><image:caption>Bi-location saves lives.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-06T16:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/02/smellie-and-greenlaw-heaven-aint-all-harps-and-hosannas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/afterlife_sucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>afterlife_sucks</image:title><image:caption>Don't forget to write.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-02T14:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/06/01/dont-bogart-the-premonition-the-assassination-of-spencer-perceval/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/psychic_premonition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psychic_premonition</image:title><image:caption>Keep it quiet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-02T10:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/31/the-anomalistic-condition-of-possibility-visibility-without-tangibility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/condition_possibility.jpg</image:loc><image:title>condition_possibility</image:title><image:caption>This may only seem improbable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-31T20:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/30/never-say-nevers-a-historical-cluster-of-spontaneous-human-combustion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/human_combustion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human_combustion</image:title><image:caption>My family is from Nevers...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-30T20:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/27/loving-and-leaving-with-caisho-burroughs-and-his-phantom-mistress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ghost_mistress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_mistress</image:title><image:caption>Come up and see me some time...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-27T14:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/26/a-spectacle-of-absence-the-monster-as-performance-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/philosophical_bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>philosophical_bigfoot</image:title><image:caption>Few humans appreciate my art.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-29T10:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/24/gray-is-the-new-black-zoanthropy-and-the-apex-predator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alien_predatory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_predatory</image:title><image:caption>Werewolves?  I don't believe in them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-27T17:03:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/23/unrest-in-peace-the-unpopular-dead-and-zombie-mean-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coffin_shop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffin_shop</image:title><image:caption>What? Is my coffin not stylish enough?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-23T16:53:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/22/unidentified-flying-pyromaniac-the-harlech-meteor-of-1694/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/okham_parsimony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>okham_parsimony</image:title><image:caption>Do you smell swamp gas?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-22T13:34:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/20/12-step-program-for-recovering-skeptics-the-anomaly-as-a-hard-target/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/recovery_program.jpg</image:loc><image:title>recovery_program</image:title><image:caption>Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home, Mrs. Robinson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-29T10:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/19/mother-knows-best-the-apparition-of-lady-lee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ghost_mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_mom</image:title><image:caption>Undead mommy dearest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-19T19:55:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/18/safety-tips-for-avoiding-interdimensional-abduction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dimensional_abduction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dimensional_abduction</image:title><image:caption>Stop, drop, and roll.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-19T07:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/15/mesopotamian-ghosts-the-oldest-excuse-for-haunting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ghosts_back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghosts_back</image:title><image:caption>And you need to haunt somebody, because...?  We need a reason.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-16T10:56:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/11/the-not-so-spontaneous-combustion-of-john-hitchell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/spontaneous_combustion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spontaneous_combustion</image:title><image:caption>Please calm down!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-14T10:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/12/ontological-ossification-theres-nothing-left-to-discover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ontology_ossify.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ontology_ossify</image:title><image:caption>We've got it all figured out?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-23T01:27:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/12/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-forum-curtius-rufus-meets-africa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/funny_rome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_rome</image:title><image:caption>You're not going to believe who I met today.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-12T17:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/11/anomalistics-pure-philosophic-rule-and-the-scientific-administration-of-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/end_world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>end_world</image:title><image:caption>The only thing convictions make are convicts (Robert Anton Wilson)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-11T20:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/09/the-devil-and-doctor-freud-satan-and-the-suspended-superego/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/devil_inside1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_inside</image:title><image:caption>Obviously, its all about my father.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-09T16:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/08/transcendental-tongue-twisting-mantras-and-semantic-satiation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/buffalo_buffalo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buffalo_buffalo</image:title><image:caption>You rang?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-08T14:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/06/the-monster-of-glamis-castle-stay-safe-dont-be-an-earl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/glamis_castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glamis_castle</image:title><image:caption>American ghosts...freaking amateurs!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-07T11:06:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/06/plutarchs-haunted-bathhouse-a-1st-century-b-c-ghost-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/talking_to_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>talking_to_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>This is an oldy, but a goody...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-06T11:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/05/the-area-code-of-the-beast-im-sorry-but-you-dialed-the-wrong-number/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/devil_areacode.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_areacode</image:title><image:caption>Truly infernal...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-06T01:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/04/welcome-to-interzone-anomalistics-turns-you-on-vegetable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/anomalies_absurdity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anomalies_absurdity</image:title><image:caption>Skepticism considers you an "unworthy vessel"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-05T18:45:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/04/the-next-to-last-will-and-testament-how-to-sue-the-living/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/creepy_jury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_jury</image:title><image:caption>Even if a ghost could get to court, what would a jury of his peers look like?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-04T12:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/02/the-real-ghost-theory-of-religion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ghosts_religion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghosts_religion</image:title><image:caption>We could have been contenders...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-03T10:20:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/05/01/time-waits-for-no-air-marshal-victor-goddards-unthinkable-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sir_victor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sir_victor</image:title><image:caption>Sir Victor Goddard: Air Marshal, Time Traveler, and Defender Against the Paranormal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-03T21:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/29/there-aint-room-on-this-planet-for-the-both-of-us-the-nittaewo-genocide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/neanderthal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neanderthal</image:title><image:caption>Can't we all just get along?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-02T09:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/28/his-majesty-the-king-vs-the-fiddlers-wendigo-hunters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/wendigo.gif</image:loc><image:title>wendigo</image:title><image:caption>Wendigo-busters get no respect.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-03T18:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/27/the-four-world-theory-not-to-alarm-you-but-youre-going-to-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/extinction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>extinction</image:title><image:caption>Well, it was good while it lasted...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-22T09:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/24/sympathy-for-the-minor-devil-hell-comes-to-new-hampshire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/practice_makes_perfect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>practice_makes_perfect</image:title><image:caption>Practice makes perfect.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T17:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/21/ive-got-your-pseudoscience-right-here-buddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/weird_science.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird_science</image:title><image:caption>Its a metaphor for something?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-23T23:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/20/language-is-a-bacterium-the-disease-theory-of-the-great-vowel-shift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/language_bacteria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>language_bacteria</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry if I sound funny.  I have a cold.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-22T18:13:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/19/your-dimension-sucks-surfing-alternate-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/surfing_creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surfing_creepy</image:title><image:caption>I just came to your dimension for the choice waves...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-05T06:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/17/the-literary-leanings-of-maupassants-doppelganger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/double_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>double_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>Am I seeing double?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-19T01:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/14/extraterrestrial-exceptionalism-alien-intervention-and-the-social-contract/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/pithoi_lucullus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pithoi_lucullus</image:title><image:caption>"Etiam Bob ut videant vestra" (Latin, "Do you see it too, Bob")</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-16T17:05:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/15/pride-and-prosecution-vain-necromaners-and-the-16th-century-inquisition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/inquisition_mexico.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inquisition_mexico</image:title><image:caption>We kind of expected the Spanish Inquisition...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-16T16:28:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/13/johann-conrad-dippel-the-real-doctor-frankenstein/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/frankenstein_dippel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frankenstein_dippel</image:title><image:caption>There was no mention of an assistant named Igor...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-31T22:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/12/dead-letters-the-haunting-of-captain-sherbrooke-and-lieutenant-wynyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/soldier_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soldier_ghost</image:title><image:caption>Do I know you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-12T17:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/10/sticks-and-stones-may-break-your-bones-but-writing-seals-your-fate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/writing_kills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>writing_kills</image:title><image:caption>The pen is mightier than the sword at high velocities and distances greater than 10 feet, or in the hands of synchronicity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-01T19:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/09/invisible-history-strange-phenomena-and-historiography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/historical_memory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>historical_memory</image:title><image:caption>Can you see me now?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-11T07:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/08/the-other-geneva-convention-weather-modification-as-a-weapon-of-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bad_weather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad_weather</image:title><image:caption>I can see a strategic advantage in this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-11T08:22:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/04/07/the-language-of-the-birds-occult-avian-linguistic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bird_language.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird_language</image:title><image:caption>I like human speech.  You just can't dance to it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-08T21:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/31/resistive-monsters-voter-anger-and-the-herd-instinct/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/public_bee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>public_bee</image:title><image:caption>I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.  Don't change a thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-31T21:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/29/king-john-the-werewolf-the-hounding-of-lackland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/gerald_and_john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gerald_and_john</image:title><image:caption>Hey Gerald, can you redact the part where I get bitten by a werewolf?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-02T11:45:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/27/the-lesser-of-two-weevils-a-16th-century-insect-trial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bug_trial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bug_trial</image:title><image:caption>The defense rests...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-29T12:48:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/23/aliens-moved-my-cheese-extraterrestrial-ethnography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/absurd_alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absurd_alien</image:title><image:caption>I just don't understand these aliens...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-28T19:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/18/political-ghosts-the-severed-hand-of-count-stambuloff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/severed_hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>severed_hand</image:title><image:caption>Severed hands have never been popular in the political arena.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-23T14:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/16/the-phantom-isle-of-the-seven-bishops-portuguese-refugees-and-irish-saints/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/prince_henry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince_henry</image:title><image:caption>Prince Henry the Navigator: "I seem to have misplaced a few bishops"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-17T22:10:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/15/the-sky-is-falling-world-fire-folklore-and-meteorite-myths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/world_fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>world_fire</image:title><image:caption>They'll tell a story about this someday...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-28T13:24:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/12/can-the-last-god-to-leave-please-turn-out-the-lights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/gods_lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gods_lights</image:title><image:caption>I don't think we're doing the ritual right....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-22T08:25:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/07/the-age-of-doubt-anomalies-entertainment-and-wonder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wonder_awe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wonder_awe</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps we'll never understand....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-08T08:44:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/03/07/the-disappearance-of-owen-parfitt-is-it-better-to-burn-out-or-fade-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/floated_away.jpg</image:loc><image:title>floated_away</image:title><image:caption>Floated away?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-25T02:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/29/snake-problems-of-the-neurian-werewolves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/snake_werewolves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake_werewolves</image:title><image:caption>Werewolf problems?  Consider buying a snake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-09T19:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/24/john-of-nottingham-necromancy-and-human-resources/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/necromancy_conspiracy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>necromancy_conspiracy</image:title><image:caption>Necromancy.  It's a living.  Sort of.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-24T20:46:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/19/dr-macdougall-has-weighed-your-soul-and-found-it-wanting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/weighing_heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weighing_heart</image:title><image:caption>I shouldn't have had that extra cheeseburger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-23T03:54:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/18/captain-seabury-versus-the-sea-monster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/monster_sea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_sea</image:title><image:caption>"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee" - Ahab</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-18T23:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/17/if-the-ghost-doesnt-fit-you-must-acquit-the-murder-of-sergeant-arthur-davies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ghost_trial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_trial</image:title><image:caption>For our next witness, we call...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-17T21:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/10/they-talk-funny-in-west-hell-babbling-with-demons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/language_hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>language_hell</image:title><image:caption>I'm going to have my lawyers review the contract, since this isn't my native language.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-14T17:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/12/where-the-rubber-hits-the-road-the-intersection-of-anomalies-and-beliefs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ghost_belief.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_belief</image:title><image:caption>Well, I see you, but there's just no room for you in this paradigm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-18T17:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/02/03/the-poetry-of-anomalies-haunting-verses-with-alice-and-phoebe-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/poetic_sisters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poetic_sisters</image:title><image:caption>We don't work for philosophy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-04T18:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/26/double-trouble-emilie-sagee-and-the-doppelganger-work-ethic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/doppelganger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doppelganger</image:title><image:caption>Can you stop breathing down my neck?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-30T18:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/28/the-10th-planet-why-you-got-to-pluto-hate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/planetx.png</image:loc><image:title>PlanetX</image:title><image:caption>Just saying, dude...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/orbits_1280_planetx2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orbits_1280_PlanetX2</image:title><image:caption>(DATA) JPL; BATYGIN AND BROWN/CALTECH; (DIAGRAM) A. CUADRA/SCIENCE)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/10planets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10planets</image:title><image:caption>Caltech?  You're so 3rd Millennia B.C.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-28T22:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/27/viking-ghostbusters-the-icelandic-style-of-exorcising-spirits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/iceland_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iceland_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>We may be Vikings, but we have a healthy respect for the law when we're dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-28T11:07:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/22/stupid-human-tricks-youre-different-and-i-can-tell-by-your-uniform/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/weird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird</image:title><image:caption>Maybe now I can get a cameo on the History Channel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-26T19:49:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/26/pay-no-attention-to-the-alien-behind-the-curtain-x-files-and-the-colony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sad_alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad_alien</image:title><image:caption>The truth is out...oh, forget about it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-04T23:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/21/wizard-earl-gerald-shapeshifting-is-fun-until-someone-loses-an-eye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ghost_earl.png</image:loc><image:title>ghost_earl</image:title><image:caption>I new this Earl thing would go badly...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T22:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/14/afterlife-accounting-haunted-by-debt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ghost_money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_money</image:title><image:caption>Death may be inevitable, but are taxes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T01:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/13/just-because-youre-paranoid-doesnt-mean-a-monster-isnt-about-to-eat-your-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/monster_civilization.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_civilization</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't here.  You didn't see me.  Wanna get coffee?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T13:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/09/haunted-homewrecking-with-scotlands-pearlin-jean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ghost_in_love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_in_love</image:title><image:caption>ghostmatch.com?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-10T20:27:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/30/motown-werewolves-lets-get-it-on-with-detroit-lycanthropes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/werewolf_love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werewolf_love</image:title><image:caption>Have you heard my latest single?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-16T00:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2016/01/04/all-quiet-on-the-amphibian-front-the-battle-of-windham-frogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/apnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apnow</image:title><image:caption>Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Windham, CT (bottom left).  Town seal of  Windham, CT (bottom, right).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-23T15:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/28/the-superstitious-pigeon-magical-thinking-skepticism-and-anomalistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creepy_pigeons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_pigeons</image:title><image:caption>We do not approve of this experiment!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-02T18:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/22/bad-hair-days-barbershop-astrology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/occult_barber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>occult_barber</image:title><image:caption>We don't take appointments when the stars are not aligned.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-23T18:24:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/21/karma-kills-sorcery-and-enguerrand-de-marigny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/enguerrand_marigny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enguerrand_marigny</image:title><image:caption>In retrospect, many that wasn't such a great legal maneuver...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-23T18:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/09/the-magical-main-event-friar-bacon-vs-vandermast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/duel_wizards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duel_wizards</image:title><image:caption>Dueling is for chumps, especially when your opponent can raise the dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T09:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/03/the-death-of-an-occult-bromance-mr-kelley-goes-to-walton-ledale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/monster_bromance1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_bromance</image:title><image:caption>I just can't quit you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T09:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/12/01/how-to-feel-normal-in-an-anomalistic-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/feeling_normal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feeling_normal</image:title><image:caption>Another day, another anomaly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T09:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/13/the-pied-piper-of-transylvania-tripping-over-fairy-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fairy_tale2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fairy_tale</image:title><image:caption>But your match.com profile said "handsome prince"!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fairy_tale1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fairy_tale</image:title><image:caption>"But your match.com profile said 'handsome prince'!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fairy_tale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fairy_tale</image:title><image:caption>But, your match.com profile said "handsome prince"!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-23T15:14:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/10/a-long-time-ago-in-a-galaxy-way-too-far-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/interstellar_solitude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interstellar_solitude</image:title><image:caption>Interstellar travel sucks...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-24T13:21:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/08/the-berkeley-mystery-walls-scaling-impossibility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mystery_walls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mystery_walls</image:title><image:caption>I left my unexplained walls near San Francisco.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-22T16:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/06/the-angry-spirit-of-castle-slawensik-an-open-letter-to-poltergeists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/poltergeist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist</image:title><image:caption>Spirits that have trouble communicating should just keep it to themselves.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-07T19:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/04/love-song-from-the-grave-balthazzarini-henry-iii-and-n-g-bach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ghost_piano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_piano</image:title><image:caption>So, you think you are romantic?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T19:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/03/something-is-awry-in-scythia-ancient-defensive-earthworks-in-kazakhstan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kazakhstan_geoglyphs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kazakhstan_geoglyphs</image:title><image:caption>Mortal terror improves the work ethic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T09:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/11/02/the-digital-crowd-making-a-modern-monster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-angry-mob.png</image:loc><image:title>The-angry-mob</image:title><image:caption>The monstrosity of anonymity?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T05:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/30/jack-of-the-lantern-in-search-of-transcendental-loopholes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jack_of_the_lantern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack_of_the_lantern</image:title><image:caption>There are no shortcuts, Jack.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-31T14:51:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/29/paranormalization-dont-go-back-to-buncombe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octopus</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I see it to.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T05:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/27/the-goblin-jesuit-of-lopatcong-ghosts-believe-in-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ghost_belief.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_belief</image:title><image:caption>How many warnings do you need?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-29T20:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/25/the-curse-of-the-charles-haskell-strange-attractors-creep-factors-and-the-advantages-of-asymmetry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/creepy_fishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_fishing</image:title><image:caption>This seems like a safer way to fish.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-26T21:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/21/the-ghost-of-alaskas-baranoff-castle-loves-labor-lost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/snow_castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow_castle</image:title><image:caption>Couldn't I just haunt Miami?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-23T16:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/16/an-afterlife-buddy-system-the-preternatural-pact-of-bezuel-and-desfontaines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/afterlife_buddies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>afterlife_buddies</image:title><image:caption>Everybody partner up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T16:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/15/arrivederci-earth-space-fleets-in-cygnus-and-the-forgotten-virtue-of-being-quiet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/arrivederci_earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrivederci_earth</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, not looking too good...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-19T20:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/14/were-not-in-kansas-anymore-anomalistics-and-absurdism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absurdist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absurdist</image:title><image:caption>Now, this may seem absurd...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T05:13:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/10/13/john-ruskin-and-chamounix-the-convenient-teleolgy-of-insanity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/johnruskin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnruskin</image:title><image:caption>John Ruskin, crazy only in retrospect?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-14T15:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/09/28/feeding-time-at-the-human-zoo-why-we-never-get-invited-to-extraterrestrial-parties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/human_zoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human_zoo</image:title><image:caption>Stop throwing peanuts at me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-10T02:06:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/09/24/causality-bites-athenodorus-and-the-archetypal-haunted-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/causality_bites.jpg</image:loc><image:title>causality_bites</image:title><image:caption>Cause and Effect are so last Thursday....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-25T15:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/09/12/theres-a-hole-in-the-bucket-dear-plato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/atlantis_metaphor.png</image:loc><image:title>atlantis_metaphor</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, there's no going forward.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-02T22:34:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/09/09/my-ontology-is-bigger-than-yours-pseudocriticism-of-pseudosciences/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pseudoscience.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pseudoscience</image:title><image:caption>I'm totally getting tenure...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-25T15:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/09/02/the-devilish-jurisprudence-of-barnaby-v-booty-judge-not-lest-thy-be-sued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/devil_working.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_working</image:title><image:caption>In point of fact, I don't actually have to chase anybody...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T14:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/27/marketing-the-monster-coffee-and-commodified-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/monster_coffee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_coffee</image:title><image:caption>Am I getting a percentage?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-31T16:38:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/28/scapeghosting-dont-blame-the-dead-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/desmond_arthur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>desmond_arthur</image:title><image:caption>Lt. Desmond Arthur, designated scapeghost.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-31T16:28:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/03/monstrously-disruptive-technology-dont-turn-your-back-on-the-toaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/robots_with_attitude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robots_with_attitude</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's the last time we invite humans.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T21:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/12/09/an-old-fashioned-kentucky-meat-shower-meaty-orites-vulture-vomit-and-cosmic-carnivores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/buzzard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buzzard</image:title><image:caption>You might want to keep an umbrella handy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T23:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/12/14/the-rossmore-family-banshee-misidentifying-your-monster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/know_your_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>know_your_monster</image:title><image:caption>Know your monster.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T23:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/10/the-problem-with-a-rude-singularity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/computer_singularity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer_singularity</image:title><image:caption>I swear this computer just insulted me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T23:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/11/regressive-fallibilism-deep-in-the-heart-of-darkest-anomalistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot</image:title><image:caption>"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Fort."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-26T23:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/10/wasted-witchcraft-can-i-at-least-get-some-flying-monkeys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bored_witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bored_witch</image:title><image:caption>Maybe witches just get bored sometimes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-30T20:03:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/08/05/bad-habits-the-15th-century-nun-biting-mania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bad_habits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad_habits</image:title><image:caption>Nuns that bite.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T13:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/06/29/its-raining-pseudohistory-marcus-aurelius-and-the-quadi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/roman_legion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roman_legion</image:title><image:caption>Don't piss off a philosopher-king.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-05T16:06:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/28/rationalists-are-harshing-my-empiricist-mellow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ghosts_rationalism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghosts_rationalism</image:title><image:caption>The undead dudes abide...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T19:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/27/dont-be-a-menace-to-hammersmith-while-drinking-your-juice-in-the-hood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ghost_hunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_hunting</image:title><image:caption>Remember to ask if they are a ghost.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T18:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/19/the-lenape-allegewi-war-a-native-american-titanomachy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/giants_ofthe_earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giants_ofthe_earth</image:title><image:caption>Fee-fie-foe-fum...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-27T20:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/14/the-mysterious-oxfordshire-sheep-panic-of-1888/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creepy_sheep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_sheep</image:title><image:caption>"You will not believe the night I just had..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T17:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/16/morgan-andrew-robertson-the-paraldehyde-prophet-of-oswego/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/futility.gif</image:loc><image:title>futility</image:title><image:caption>Paraldehyde, it's a hell of a drug...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-17T15:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/15/six-tons-of-unmarked-uranium-a-rocket-and-visas-for-sirius-or-the-earthling-gets-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/alien_criminals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_criminals</image:title><image:caption>I'm innocent I tell you!  I found that flying saucer underneath my jacket, man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-14T13:04:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/14/our-ancient-multiverse-the-cosmic-pluralism-of-anaximander-leucippus-democritus-and-epicurus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/amusing_universe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amusing_universe</image:title><image:caption>Your universe amuses us...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T18:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/13/my-brothers-reaper-ling-look-and-yamadeva/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/linglook_yamadeva.png</image:loc><image:title>LingLook_Yamadeva</image:title><image:caption>Ling Look (left) and Yamadeva (right).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T04:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/07/head-cases-anomalous-monism-and-strange-phenomena/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/head_case.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Head_Case</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing wrong with your head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-07T21:47:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/04/democratic-devils-in-a-rival-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creepy_universe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy_universe</image:title><image:caption>Just a pinch of thermodynamics, a little gravity, and maybe we should go with a little magic...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-05T14:00:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/02/brittia-the-austrasian-dumpster-of-the-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/shipofthedead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shipofthedead</image:title><image:caption>This afterlife is nothing like the brochures..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T15:44:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/07/01/hit-or-myth-why-we-need-ufology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ufo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UFO</image:title><image:caption>Just because I'm mythological, you don't have to be nasty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-03T17:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/06/13/the-tyranny-of-physicalism-youre-either-a-god-or-a-goofball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unreal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unreal</image:title><image:caption>We don't have to play by your rules.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-29T16:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/06/10/soul-music-giuseppe-tartini-and-the-devils-trill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/devil_violin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_violin</image:title><image:caption>The Devil prefers the classics.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-19T12:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/06/17/hog-wild-phantom-pork-and-spectral-swine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pig_creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pig_creepy</image:title><image:caption>Ghost pigs can be strangely agreeable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-27T23:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/25/the-jimmy-buffett-effect-island-escapism-and-the-goodwin-sands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lomea_vanishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lomea_vanishing</image:title><image:caption>I swear there was an island here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-11T22:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/06/02/the-infinity-abyss-horror-in-the-universal-library/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/infinite_library.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infinite_library</image:title><image:caption>Ones and zeroes all the way down...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-10T19:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/29/alphonsus-liguori-patron-saint-of-multi-tasking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/alphonsus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alphonsus</image:title><image:caption>The hardest working man in Sainthood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-29T20:58:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/29/love-your-neighborhood-hoax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fishman_hoax.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Oh, what an adorable little hoax...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-30T10:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/28/the-adventures-of-buckaroo-zollner-across-the-fourth-dimension/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/zc3b6llner_buckaroo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zöllner_Buckaroo</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Johann Karl Friedrich Zöllner, Defender of the Third Dimension</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T04:35:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/24/the-monster-in-the-mirror-fear-of-the-public-persona/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/monster_mirror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_mirror</image:title><image:caption>This one's going on Facebook.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T15:34:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/23/my-barista-was-a-rosicrucian-necromancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/raising_dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raising_dead</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes the dead just don't feel like talking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T02:18:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/20/dead-daddy-dearest-the-ghost-of-major-blomberg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/hello_dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hello_dead</image:title><image:caption>Don't chase ghosts.  It makes you look needy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-21T11:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/19/the-gods-and-monsters-of-free-will-an-ode-to-anomalies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/free_will.jpg</image:loc><image:title>free_will</image:title><image:caption>Love your anomaly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T19:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/16/duck-and-cover-improvised-interdimensional-explosives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/big_bombs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big_bombs</image:title><image:caption>Some dimensions are safer than others.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T08:43:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/15/mind-the-gap-meditations-on-magical-realism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tarot_anomaly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarot_anomaly</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, but does it work?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T20:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/11/equilibrium-unattained-why-we-abhor-an-anomaly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/anomaly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anomaly</image:title><image:caption>Who does that anomaly think he is?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-11T15:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/08/the-miraculous-ziito-cannibal-conjurer-of-bohemia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cannibal_magician.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cannibal_magician</image:title><image:caption>Don't try to compete with a Bohemian sorcerer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-09T10:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/08/the-great-filter-do-we-live-in-a-dead-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/martian_life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martian_life</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least you're not just multicellular...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T17:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/06/devils-d-day-the-possession-plague-of-morzine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/odd_switzerland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>odd_switzerland</image:title><image:caption>Onward to Switzerland and madness...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T11:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/05/conversations-with-dead-martians-the-misanthropes-quandry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/alien_interview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_interview</image:title><image:caption>Martians are awful chatty, especially when they are dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-06T11:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/05/04/moonwalking-towards-utopia-the-appeal-of-progenitor-civilizations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/utopia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>utopia</image:title><image:caption>Utopia ain't all its cracked up to be.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-04T18:25:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/29/a-plethora-of-witches-rinaldo-des-trois-echelles-du-mayne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/witches_plethora.jpg</image:loc><image:title>witches_plethora</image:title><image:caption>How much is a plethora?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-02T19:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/21/down-the-rabbit-hole-curiouser-and-curiouser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rabbit_creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rabbit_creepy</image:title><image:caption>Go ask Alice?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-24T17:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/16/dead-man-working-orthon-and-the-lord-de-corasse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/working_ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>working_ghost</image:title><image:caption>Am I getting paid for this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T13:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/13/pietro-dabano-dark-magician-who-moved-my-kryptonite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pietro_dabano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pietro_d'Abano</image:title><image:caption>Pietro d'Abano.  Hold the cheese.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-15T22:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/09/the-fairy-fishing-industry-baiting-the-hook-of-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fairy_fishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fairy_fishing</image:title><image:caption>There has got to be a better way to do this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-11T11:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/09/anomalistic-human-geography-the-disappearance-of-tuanaki/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/desert_island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>desert_island</image:title><image:caption>Geography is destiny?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-10T09:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/03/the-bigfoot-apocalypse-its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-hairy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sad_bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad_bigfoot</image:title><image:caption>Sasquatch contemplates eternity...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T17:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/04/01/the-santorini-vampire-quarantine-zone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/vampire_vacation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vampire_vacation</image:title><image:caption>Resettlement to a Greek island...how bad could it be?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-19T00:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/27/portrait-of-the-poet-as-a-young-werewolf-a-bulgarian-lyric-lycanthrope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/young_werewolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young_werewolf</image:title><image:caption>The dogged pursuit of poetry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T21:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/25/the-temptingly-transhuman-android-of-albertus-magnus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/transhuman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transhuman</image:title><image:caption>To err is human.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T01:20:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/23/the-ozark-faerie-alliance-vs-the-bakka-bird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fairy_tale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fairy_tale</image:title><image:caption>Reading the tale of the Ozark Fairy Alliance?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-23T21:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/19/la-corriveau-till-gruesome-death-do-you-part/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/skeleton_bride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton_bride</image:title><image:caption>You don't do sorcery, do you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T15:10:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/17/afterlife-anonymous-raise-a-toast-to-the-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bar_ghost.png</image:loc><image:title>bar_ghost</image:title><image:caption>Eternity is a long time.  Pace yourself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T21:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/16/the-long-con-of-fate-general-toutschkoff-at-borodino/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/borodino.png</image:loc><image:title>Borodino</image:title><image:caption>Good maps are essential to avoiding your fate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-16T22:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/14/the-phantoms-of-discontiguous-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/creepy_time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Broken time</image:title><image:caption>What happens between our tiny bits of time?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-14T23:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/08/i-love-the-smell-of-monster-in-the-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/roman_monsters1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roman_monsters</image:title><image:caption>Can someone move that monster for me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-09T16:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/05/the-great-ship-of-new-haven-phantoms-puritan-hippies-and-the-reformation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ghost_ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_ship</image:title><image:caption>Can someone tell me how to get back to New Haven?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-06T22:57:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/04/the-age-of-explanation-syriac-references-to-america-in-708-a-d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/isabella_and_columbus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>isabella_and_columbus</image:title><image:caption>"Word on the streets is there's a continent between here and China..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-04T18:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/01/selling-strange-pragmatic-occultism-and-practical-anomalistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/selling_strange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>selling_strange</image:title><image:caption>Our marketing plan is otherworldly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-02T16:20:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/03/01/muppet-theology-its-not-easy-being-glycon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/muppet_religion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muppet_religion</image:title><image:caption>Forgive me Animal for I have sinned...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T10:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/28/the-death-defying-predictions-of-madame-constans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/psychic_love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psychic_love</image:title><image:caption>Call me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-01T10:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/25/best-friends-forever-the-afterlife-experiment-of-marsilio-ficino-and-michael-mercato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ficinio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ficinio</image:title><image:caption>A true friend, even after the end.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-01T18:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/24/trailer-park-dreams-and-the-madness-of-genius/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/trailer_park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trailer_park</image:title><image:caption>It gets weird out there at the margins.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T13:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/23/working-class-monster-how-folklore-became-a-class-signifier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/slender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slender</image:title><image:caption>Don't let "The Man" oppress your folklore!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-26T02:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/22/honore-mirabels-gold-sniffing-ghost-salvage-law-of-the-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/friends_with_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friends_with_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>Now that we're friends, where exactly did you bury the gold?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-26T12:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/21/jacobite-ghosts-the-last-battle-in-scotland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/culloden_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>culloden_ghosts</image:title><image:caption>Proper ghosts need time to ripen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-01T14:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/19/the-assassination-of-kaspar-hauser-by-the-adjustment-bureau/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/multiverse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>multiverse</image:title><image:caption>We've got to do something to clean up all these anomalies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T17:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/18/puns-kill-the-murder-of-sir-edmund-berry-godfrey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sir_edmund.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPG D18811; Sir Edmund Berry Godfrey by Peter Vanderbank (Vandrebanc), published by  Thomas Cheret, after  Unknown artist</image:title><image:caption>Sir Edmund.  Died by fatal pun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T00:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/12/saint-guinefort-all-dogs-get-demoted-in-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/praying_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>praying_dog</image:title><image:caption>Hallowed are thou who bark in heaven.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-01T19:53:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/10/the-pictland-blitz-a-1st-century-b-c-faerie-air-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/faerie_airwar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faerie_airwar</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes faeries just don't listen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T23:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/08/rapture-rithmetic-the-other-side-of-the-eternal-velvet-rope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/rapture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rapture</image:title><image:caption>I never did like crowds...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-09T13:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/02/02/the-19th-century-nicaraguan-cryptid-blues-listening-for-mosquito-coast-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/monsters_of_rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monsters_of_rock</image:title><image:caption>Rock on cryptids.  Rock on.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-02T21:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/31/the-spontaneous-teleportation-of-the-pansini-boys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teleporting_boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teleporting_boys</image:title><image:caption>I could get used to this teleportation thing....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-01T11:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/30/sympathy-for-the-monster-the-redemption-of-reprobus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/christopher_monsters.png</image:loc><image:title>christopher_monsters</image:title><image:caption>Late Medieval, 13th – 14th Century A.D. painting of Saint Christopher as a giant in St. Botolph Church in Devon, England (left). Byzantine Icon of dog-headed Saint Christopher, 1685 A.D., currently in the Byzantine and Christian Museum of Athens (right).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T16:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/27/mr-stockton-regrets-that-he-will-be-unable-to-publish-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/frank_stockton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank_stockton</image:title><image:caption>Franklin R. Stockton, undead author</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-29T12:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/26/hate-the-time-traveler-not-the-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/timetravel_ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>timetravel_ad</image:title><image:caption>Time travelers are lazy bastards.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T20:44:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/23/abomination-of-the-ammonites-the-much-maligned-moloch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/moloch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moloch</image:title><image:caption>Little know fact.  Humans aren't very tasty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-09T04:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/24/the-day-the-devil-comes-to-get-you-the-immortality-of-christoph-haimann/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/haizmann_devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haizmann_devil</image:title><image:caption>Christoph Haizmann's 5th Portrait of the Devil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-10T19:24:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/23/haunt-couture-death-be-not-unfashionable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ghost_fashion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_fashion</image:title><image:caption>"Yeah, I think this still works..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T03:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/10/vseslav-the-sorcerous-werewolf-prince-of-polotsk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/werewolf_prince.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werewolf_prince</image:title><image:caption>I could have been a contender...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T10:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/16/hibberts-ghosts-an-autopsy-of-the-unconscious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ghost_children.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_children</image:title><image:caption>The ghost of an idea.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-16T17:07:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/15/the-unfinished-business-of-james-haddock-ghostly-legal-grievances/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ghost_legal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_legal</image:title><image:caption>"Next witness..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-16T11:10:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/13/death-after-life-after-death-the-final-near-death-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/heaven_bureaucracy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heaven_bureaucracy</image:title><image:caption>"Now serving number 1,500,358,042...."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T17:02:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/11/the-cossacks-of-the-mind-collective-hypnotism-and-the-phantom-archangel-army-of-world-war-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cossacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cossacks</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Scotland!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-11T15:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/06/consciousness-insecurity-modern-monsters-want-you-for-your-mind-not-your-body/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/zombie_love.gif</image:loc><image:title>zombie_love</image:title><image:caption>No really, I love you for your mind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-08T16:58:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/04/the-yatton-daemoniac-and-18th-century-skepticism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/possession_brueghel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>possession_brueghel</image:title><image:caption>Epilepsy.  St. Vitus' Dance.  religious mania.  Shaken, not stirred.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T09:53:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/02/if-it-walks-like-a-wendigo-its-probably-a-wendigo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wendigo_dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wendigo_dinner</image:title><image:caption>Getting in touch with your inner Wendigo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-06T05:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2015/01/01/the-dogs-of-war-prince-rupert-and-sergeant-major-general-boye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/war_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>war_dog</image:title><image:caption>Unleash the hounds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-01T19:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/12/17/the-barbarian-manifesto-libraries-and-lost-histories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/destroyed_library.jpg</image:loc><image:title>destroyed_library</image:title><image:caption>That 15 volume history of Atlantis used to be here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-17T18:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/12/12/projecting-flower-power-the-tulip-invasion-of-holland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tulip_armageddon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tulip_armageddon</image:title><image:caption>No seriously, you better tiptoe through the tulips.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-11T10:43:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/12/06/the-ghost-ship-sea-bird-an-unnatural-fear-of-historical-plot-holes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ships_cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ships_cat</image:title><image:caption>Nobody ever suspects the ship's cat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-24T15:20:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/12/03/murder-by-math-the-irrational-demise-of-hippasus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/math_gang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>math_gang</image:title><image:caption>Pythagorean enforcers...they're not just crazy, they're irrational.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-30T15:57:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/11/26/demon-for-the-defense-courtroom-testimony-of-a-burmese-thayai/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/prepping_the_witness.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Prepping your demonic witness.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T21:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/11/23/apsethus-the-libyan-how-to-get-ahead-in-divine-advertising/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/parrot_gods.png</image:loc><image:title>parrot_gods</image:title><image:caption>Twitter in the 2nd Century A.D.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-27T00:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/11/20/the-bilocation-of-maria-de-agreda-two-nuns-for-the-price-of-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nun_break.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nun_break</image:title><image:caption>Even nuns need a break...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T17:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/11/18/the-harrowing-of-hell-when-i-was-your-age-there-were-only-five-commandments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell</image:title><image:caption>Okay, anyone who wants to get out of here, please raise your hand...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T18:19:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/11/10/they-know-whats-in-the-secret-sauce-anomalistics-and-conspiracy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cabal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabal</image:title><image:caption>Every conspiracy theory is true.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-17T10:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/11/06/the-fall-of-the-wicked-city-of-ys-the-poverty-of-memory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sunken_city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunken_city</image:title><image:caption>Listen closely for the bells of Ys.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T16:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/30/pan-was-pushed-the-murder-of-a-party-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pan_dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pan_dead</image:title><image:caption>Pan is dead.  Long live Pan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-31T03:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/24/dinner-with-the-dread-wizard-michael-scot-international-epicurean-of-mystery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/warlock_dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warlock_dinner</image:title><image:caption>"Ain't no party like a Scottish wizard's party, 'cause a Scottish wizard don't stop..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-24T16:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/21/amazon-speed-dating-looking-for-love-in-scythia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hepburn_amazon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hepburn_amazon</image:title><image:caption>Sure, I love you baby...just don't get too attached</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-23T00:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/18/johannes-the-vampire-slayer-and-the-reluctant-revenants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fluckinger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fluckinger</image:title><image:caption>Did you say "Flückinger"?  I'm out of here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-20T09:03:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/16/the-great-spirit-and-the-new-madrid-earthquake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tecumseh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tecumseh</image:title><image:caption>Sure, maybe your world didn't end...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-16T23:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/12/the-dangerous-lives-of-necromancers-dead-men-telling-tales-about-henry-vi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/raise_the_dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raise_the_dead</image:title><image:caption>Sure, talk to the dead, just don't predict the death of a king...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T09:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/07/the-stars-look-very-different-today-crazy-cosmonauts-addled-astronauts-and-eccentric-extraterrestrials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/crazy_aliens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy_aliens</image:title><image:caption>Hey man, do you see it too?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T12:04:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/04/satan-and-saint-evona-advocate-for-the-devils-advocate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/devils_courtroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devils_courtroom</image:title><image:caption>Ladies and Gentleman of the Court, first I would like to thank our patron, Satan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-06T08:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/10/02/carbon-taxing-the-aliens-the-danger-of-extraterrestrial-polluters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ufo_polluter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UFO_polluter</image:title><image:caption>Dude, you just killed like an acre of grass!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T18:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/28/losing-the-island-of-saxemberg-the-mind-is-a-monstrous-metaphor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/phantom_island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phantom_island</image:title><image:caption>Hey, is that an Island?  Can somebody wake up the navigator, please?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-04T15:35:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/26/old-mcdonald-had-a-trans-dimensional-farm-e-i-e-i-oh-my-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fields_not_zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fields_not_zombies</image:title><image:caption>Stop worrying about zombies, start worrying about the grass.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-28T19:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/23/realitys-cool-kids-anomalistics-vs-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/scientist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scientist</image:title><image:caption>Eureka!  Wait, what were we talking about?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T21:00:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/16/the-algerian-war-of-the-wizards-jean-eugene-robert-houdin-vs-the-marabouts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/robert-houdin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert-Houdin</image:title><image:caption>Nothing up my sleeve...no, really, nothing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T17:35:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/09/the-loneliest-planet-rough-guide-to-tourism-in-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hell_factory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hell_factory</image:title><image:caption>Once in Hell, consider a factory tour.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-09T15:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/04/watching-me-watching-you-selective-attention-in-a-creepy-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/frank_watching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank_watching</image:title><image:caption>I see you, but I choose to ignore you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-06T09:44:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/02/giving-up-the-ghost-are-you-someone-elses-afterlife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/two_ghosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two_ghosts</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-03T03:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/09/02/the-unhangables-john-babbacombe-lee-and-joseph-samuel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gallows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallows</image:title><image:caption>You may as well put that away.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-02T14:15:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/29/perils-of-the-refrigerated-meat-trade-the-disappearance-of-the-marlborough-and-dunedin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/frozen_meat_ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frozen_meat_ship</image:title><image:caption>I get the feeling this isn't going to end well...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-01T16:52:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/26/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-tempestarii-witches-warlocks-and-weather-control/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/weather_witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weather_witch</image:title><image:caption>Feels like rain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T18:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/22/you-dirty-rat-criminal-prosecution-of-rodents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rat_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat_monster</image:title><image:caption>Can't we all just get along?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-23T10:23:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/21/proofread-your-satanic-pact-demons-are-grammar-nazis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/demonic_grammar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demonic_grammar</image:title><image:caption>And check you English teacher for the mark of the beast...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-21T23:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/20/the-ichthyophagi-fishing-for-monstrosity-in-alexander-romances/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tables_turned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tables_turned</image:title><image:caption>At last, the tables have turned...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T11:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/16/things-get-flatter-from-cigar-shaped-ufos-to-flying-saucers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flat__ufo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flat__UFO</image:title><image:caption>Super flat.  It must be awesome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-16T22:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/07/the-little-red-man-of-the-tuileries-a-prophetic-parisian-imp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/napolean_disaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>napolean_disaster</image:title><image:caption>I guess that little red dude was right...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-15T08:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/12/metaphysical-monotony-against-boredom-even-the-gods-contend-in-vain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bored</image:title><image:caption>We feel you, gods...but we do appreciate the effort.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-15T08:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/13/ghost-futures-of-charles-xi-towards-a-unified-field-theory-of-ghosts-and-prophetic-vision/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-13T21:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/08/the-phantom-battle-of-edge-hill-all-the-gods-are-dead-except-the-god-of-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ghost_battle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_battle</image:title><image:caption>Didn't we just do this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-09T10:28:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/06/i-feel-like-a-natural-monster-theological-teratology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/natural_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natural_monster</image:title><image:caption>What's so unnatural?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T13:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/04/apocalypse-right-now-the-smell-of-armageddon-in-the-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/apocalypse_immediately.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apocalypse_immediately</image:title><image:caption>Is there?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-05T09:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/08/01/big-ears-and-the-taghairm-atrocious-celtic-ailuromancy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cat_bad_rap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat_bad_rap</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I don't know why we put up with you humans either....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-27T23:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/07/30/me-and-my-theological-shadow-monotheism-and-divine-doppelgangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/divine_doppelganger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>divine_doppelganger</image:title><image:caption>Work with me here, would you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-30T18:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/06/19/a-popes-vampire-the-enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-fiend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/vampire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vampire</image:title><image:caption>But I thought we were friends?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T13:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/07/09/fantastic-realism-on-the-super-sargasso-sea-an-organizing-theory-for-anomalistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/not_a_pipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not_a_pipe</image:title><image:caption>Nope, still not a pipe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-17T03:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/07/02/ancient-alienations-presentism-and-the-extraterrestrial-history-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ancient_alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ancient_alien</image:title><image:caption>Obviously an alien...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-07T16:14:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/07/01/the-haunting-of-sir-francis-drake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sir_francis_drake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sir_francis_drake</image:title><image:caption>Haunted for Queen and Country?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T09:50:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/06/28/the-lost-kingdom-of-saguenay-el-dorado-of-the-north/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gold_coin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold_coin</image:title><image:caption>About the Kingdom of Saguenay...hey, what's the shiny thing?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-28T11:26:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/06/25/the-combustible-countess-spontaneous-ignition-of-the-lady-goerlitz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spontaneous_combustion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spontaneous_combustion</image:title><image:caption>The one instance where you wish there was less spontaneity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-25T17:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/06/12/the-mediterranean-werewolf-insania-zooanthropica-in-classical-antiquity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/classical_werewolf.png</image:loc><image:title>classical_werewolf</image:title><image:caption>The Mediterranean werewolf strikes a pose.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-23T04:01:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/06/05/the-undergraduate-degree-of-the-beast-enrolling-in-the-devils-college/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/devils_college.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devils_college</image:title><image:caption>A diabolical core curriculum.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T12:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/06/02/the-crucifixion-of-the-mechanical-messiah-john-murray-spear-and-the-synthetic-savior/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/frankensavior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frankensavior</image:title><image:caption>It rarely goes well for the messiah...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-18T04:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/05/27/philosophical-zombies-legal-issues-of-the-living-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombie</image:title><image:caption>The jury pool?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-28T08:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/05/22/the-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-jellyfish-world-domination-by-the-spineless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jellyfish.png</image:loc><image:title>jellyfish</image:title><image:caption>One jellyfish to rule them all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-28T19:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/05/18/the-hills-are-alive-with-the-sound-of-burning-witches-sorcery-in-switzerland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/witch_trial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>witch_trial</image:title><image:caption>But the witch trials were very polite and reserved...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-20T17:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/05/09/the-fireship-of-baie-des-chaleurs-burning-boats-blushing-brides-and-buccaneers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/burning_boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning_boat</image:title><image:caption>Stay away from burning boats.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-09T19:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/05/07/my-probability-wave-collapsed-on-blue-ouachita-mountain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wave_collapse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wave_collapse</image:title><image:caption>Here comes the wave...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-16T18:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/04/29/see-you-at-the-end-of-time-again-the-horror-of-cyclical-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/door_to_forever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>door_to_forever</image:title><image:caption>Is this the way out?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-29T00:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/04/26/mythological-origins-of-language-diversity-are-you-fluent-in-proto-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_language.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_language</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least I can type...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T10:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/04/10/the-bear-lake-monster-you-can-lead-a-hoax-to-water-but-you-cant-make-it-sink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bear_lake_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear_lake_monster</image:title><image:caption>The Bear Lake Monster Boat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T10:08:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/04/03/other-intelligences-seti-spiritualism-and-effing-the-ineffable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/other_intelligence.gif</image:loc><image:title>other_intelligence</image:title><image:caption>I don't think she gets me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T12:57:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/29/how-to-unmake-a-sea-serpent-the-case-of-the-scoliophis-atlanticus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sea_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea_monster</image:title><image:caption>I object to the name sea "monster".  Its more like sea "awesome".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T18:38:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/26/i-do-not-like-the-snarly-yow-i-do-not-like-him-then-or-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/snarly_yow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snarly_yow</image:title><image:caption>Snarly Yow?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T22:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/23/lets-do-the-time-warp-again-the-mythological-history-of-time-dilation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/time_change.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time_change</image:title><image:caption>Where does the time go?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-10T05:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/21/die-saintly-leave-a-beautiful-corpse-exhuming-incorruptibility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pretty_corpse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty_corpse</image:title><image:caption>Looking good, dead guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T17:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/18/the-high-kings-of-siberia-big-rocks-bigfoot-and-the-polar-exile-of-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/high_king_siberia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>high_king_siberia</image:title><image:caption>Yeti Castle?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-30T21:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/15/its-always-darkest-before-you-steal-the-dawn-the-theft-of-daylight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/raven_mugshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raven_mugshot</image:title><image:caption>Felon or Freedom Fighter?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-16T10:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/13/episcopus-marinus-the-clergy-of-the-sea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/religious_fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>religious_fish</image:title><image:caption>Repent, Charlie the Tuna!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T23:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/11/the-last-stand-of-the-centaurs-the-thessalian-centauromachy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/centauromachy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>centauromachy</image:title><image:caption>A horse is a horse, of course, of course...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T12:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/05/dark-energy-wants-you-dead-homicidal-cosmology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/disintegration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disintegration</image:title><image:caption>This is your atoms on dark energy....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T12:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/03/03/divine-diets-the-culinary-preferences-of-the-gods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Chefs of the Gods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-01T14:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/28/know-your-armageddon-team-roster-of-the-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/end_of_world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>end_of_world</image:title><image:caption>The way the world ends?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-01T05:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/27/we-are-alone-what-if-the-universe-is-devoid-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lonely_astro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lonely_astro</image:title><image:caption>It's lonely out there...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-02T16:57:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2012/11/13/lilith-resurgent-sumerian-demon-to-feminist-icon-to-satan-herself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lilith_trueblood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lilith_trueblood</image:title><image:caption>Lilith: Today (True Blood)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lilith_painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lilith_painting</image:title><image:caption>Lilith: Pre-Raphaelite Painting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lilith_assyrian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lilith_assyrian</image:title><image:caption>Lilith: Assyrian Relief</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-24T01:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/24/the-gods-must-be-hungry-famine-monsters-and-the-agricultural-odds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/farm.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>farm</image:title><image:caption>Darn gods of famine, again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-25T15:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/20/nine-lives-are-not-enough-inquisitions-cat-massacres-and-the-black-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat</image:title><image:caption>Death rides a pale tabby.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T11:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/17/collective-hallucination-and-anomalies-the-inexplicable-made-incomprehensible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fatima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatima</image:title><image:caption>Are you having a nice shared hallucination? (Fatima, Portugal)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-20T18:06:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/15/dead-puppies-arent-much-fun-monstrous-mutts-and-the-afterlife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/psychopomp_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psychopomp_dog</image:title><image:caption>Follow me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T22:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/14/beauty-is-only-skin-deep-fear-and-loathing-on-valentines-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/monster_love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monster_love</image:title><image:caption>Everybody wants somebody to love.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T00:56:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/13/the-blue-men-of-the-minch-mercenary-memories-or-rhyming-storm-kelpies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mermaid_frankenstein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mermaid_frankenstein</image:title><image:caption>Even Frankenstein didn't mind the occasional chat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T16:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/08/once-in-a-blue-moon-the-monstrous-mathematics-of-triskaidekaphobia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/unlucky_thirteen1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unlucky_thirteen</image:title><image:caption>Fear the number thirteen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T10:03:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/02/05/contract-law-of-the-beast-historical-fine-print-on-your-pact-with-the-devil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/contract_devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contract_devil</image:title><image:caption>Father Urbain Grandier’s of Loudun’s alleged pact with the devil, countersigned by the law offices of Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan, Elimi, Leviathan, Astaroth, and Baalbarith, c.1634</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T10:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/28/sometimes-a-flying-boat-is-just-a-flying-boat-not-everything-has-to-be-a-ufo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ship-in-the-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ship in the sky</image:title><image:caption>Anchors aweigh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T11:08:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/30/to-bee-or-not-to-bee-mythological-implications-of-the-beepocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/belushi_bee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belushi_bee</image:title><image:caption>Maybe the bees should cut back on the smoking...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-06T20:35:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/24/we-are-property-my-so-called-life-in-the-simulacrum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unreality.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unreality</image:title><image:caption>More real than real?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T08:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/20/sex-violence-and-softcore-sasquatch-snuff-films/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigfoot_hunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot_hunting</image:title><image:caption>If I can't have Bigfoot, nobody can.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-21T10:23:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/19/if-called-by-the-cult-of-the-white-panther-dont-anther/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/white_cat_eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white_cat_eye</image:title><image:caption>Technically, white cougar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-19T16:59:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/14/bringing-out-your-dead-the-unintended-consequences-of-mass-resurrection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dead_inside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead_inside</image:title><image:caption>Good advice.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-15T02:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/12/displeased-to-meet-me-invasions-from-a-parallel-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/parallel_dinosaur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parallel_dinosaur</image:title><image:caption>Watch those mirrors, soldier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-02T00:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/10/the-world-according-to-greenland-inuit-erqigdlit-and-qavdlundt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/human_faced_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human_faced_dog</image:title><image:caption>Erqigdlit?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T11:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/06/hogs-of-war-the-other-homicidal-white-meat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/battleswine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battleswine</image:title><image:caption>I have a few ideas for a sandwich of my own, human.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T19:44:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/03/the-moon-in-your-eyes-the-tragic-and-forgotten-history-of-the-azgen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moon_eyed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon_eyed</image:title><image:caption>We keep the whole moon-eyed people thing quiet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-29T11:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2014/01/01/exiles-from-fairyland-finding-your-phynnodderee-on-the-isle-of-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/exile_reality.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exile_reality</image:title><image:caption>Condemned to exile from fairyland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T22:41:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/29/the-infernal-department-of-public-works-building-the-devils-bridge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/devils_bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devils_bridge</image:title><image:caption>Building the bridge from hell.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-29T18:20:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/26/the-demon-dog-made-me-do-it-confessions-of-sorcerer-abel-de-la-rue-and-serial-killer-david-berkowitz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/black_dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black_dog</image:title><image:caption>Ignore what the dog tells you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-28T05:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/24/yuletide-enforcers-have-yourself-a-monstrous-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/santa_and_muscle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa_and_Muscle</image:title><image:caption>Santa and his hired muscle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T00:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/20/mo-treasure-mo-problems-defending-the-compulsive-hoarding-of-the-griffin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/griffin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>griffin</image:title><image:caption>The unfortunate obsessive-compulsive griffin</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-21T12:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/15/the-unicorn-conspiracy-revisionist-mythology-of-enchanted-equines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unicorns_lovetheladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicorns_lovetheladies</image:title><image:caption>Unicorns love the ladies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T18:47:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/30/bear-necessities-ursine-origins-of-the-menominee-ainu-and-arcadians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear</image:title><image:caption>Papa Bear</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T10:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/10/undead-elvis-or-how-i-stopped-worrying-and-learned-to-love-the-afterlife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/elvis_undead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elvis_undead</image:title><image:caption>The Undead King</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T01:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/07/to-catch-a-paranormal-predator-reproductive-parasitism-and-what-faerie-kidnappings-can-tell-us-about-alien-abduction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/aliensontheprowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliensontheprowl</image:title><image:caption>Where did we leave the van?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T22:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/12/03/the-devilish-dealings-of-general-jonathan-moulton-an-american-faust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/devil_daniel_webster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil_daniel_webster</image:title><image:caption>You almost had me there, mortal...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T09:52:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/25/dont-mock-the-mummy-lessons-in-risk-assessment-from-the-mary-celeste-and-the-s-s-amazon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ghost_ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost_ship</image:title><image:caption>If its trying to kill you, its probably  a ghost ship.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T10:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/18/something-wicked-this-way-went-whatever-happened-to-the-creepy-circus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/circus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>circus</image:title><image:caption>Cirque de Salacious</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T21:27:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/20/do-sins-taste-like-chicken-scapegoating-and-the-sin-eater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/scape_goat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scape_goat</image:title><image:caption>I'll take the blame...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-28T15:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/16/the-resentful-dead-afterlife-with-an-attitude-among-the-japanese-funayurei/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/resentful_dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resentful_dead</image:title><image:caption>Don't be jealous, dead folks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T23:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/14/panic-at-the-medieval-disco-european-dancing-plagues-kindling-of-the-nodfyr-and-the-harlem-shake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dancing_eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing_eye</image:title><image:caption>That's some crazy dancing....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T23:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/11/beaver-gods-are-jerks-wishpoosh-antediluvian-terror-of-the-pacific-northwest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/angry_beaver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry_beaver</image:title><image:caption>Don't fear the beaver.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-15T05:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/08/alexander-the-great-and-the-macedonian-monster-hunting-method/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/alexander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexander</image:title><image:caption>Alexander the Great, Monster Hunter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-10T21:43:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/11/03/suburbs-of-the-soul-hyperborean-giants-lost-civilizations-and-the-fear-of-the-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/burning-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning-book</image:title><image:caption>How much of human history has been lost due to book burning barbarians?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T12:21:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/27/lifestyles-of-the-dead-and-restless-halloween-and-the-festivals-of-the-forgotten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/skeleton_party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton_party</image:title><image:caption>Even the dead have their day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-23T20:17:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/23/take-me-to-your-lizard-why-extraterrestrials-will-be-reptiles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dino_in_space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dino_in_space</image:title><image:caption>Things could have been very different...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-26T15:06:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/22/99-problems-and-a-pirobolus-aint-one-the-inflammatory-history-of-gendered-stones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pirobolus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirobolus</image:title><image:caption>The wisdom of the Pirobolus.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T04:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/17/black-eyed-children-and-slender-men-waiter-theres-some-emic-in-my-etic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/slenderman_blackeyedkid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slenderman_blackeyedkid</image:title><image:caption>We're skeptical about your skepticism.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T20:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/11/cosmological-critters-that-bear-the-weight-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/turtle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle</image:title><image:caption>You want me to carry what?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-12T08:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/08/gods-hate-giants-the-battle-of-titans-in-the-proto-indo-european-copper-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/giants_asuradeva.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giants_asuradeva</image:title><image:caption>Deva-Asura War. Karnataka, India, Unknown Artist, c.1830 A.D.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-13T00:28:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/10/01/he-wore-a-hat-and-he-had-a-job-and-he-brought-home-the-bacon-so-that-no-one-knew-he-was-homo-proximus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/caveman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caveman</image:title><image:caption>Humans are so 21st Century.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T23:35:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/26/phantasmology-for-fun-and-profit-model-agnosticism-and-the-near-death-acting-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost</image:title><image:caption>Wanted: Dead Person for Reality Show</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T12:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/26/slash-goes-the-sickle-weasel-the-koshinetsu-kamaitachi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/weasel_civilized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weasel_civilized</image:title><image:caption>Weasels are far more civilized than we think</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kamaitachi_tk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kamaitachi_tk</image:title><image:caption>Kamaitachi, Toriyama Sekien, 18th Century</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T09:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/21/big-giant-heads-the-importance-of-being-monstrously-gluttonous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/flyinghead_mohawk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flyinghead_mohawk</image:title><image:caption>The Flying Head (Mohawk Indian - firstvoices.com)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tao-tieh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T'ao t'ieh</image:title><image:caption>T'ao t'ieh (China)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kirtimukha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kirtimukha</image:title><image:caption>Kirtimukha (India)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T09:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/18/nobody-is-native-the-monstrous-history-of-how-ireland-became-irish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tuatha-dc3a9-danann.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuatha Dé Danann</image:title><image:caption>Tuatha Dé Danann, later become faeries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fomorian_duncan1912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fomorian_duncan1912</image:title><image:caption>Fomorians, by John Duncan, 1912</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-20T06:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/13/the-first-mammal-on-the-moon-pareidolia-lunar-lagomorphs-and-swamp-gas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/moon_rabbit_pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon_rabbit_pic</image:title><image:caption>Rockets are so five minutes ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/moon_rabbit_art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon_rabbit_art</image:title><image:caption>18th Century Imperial Chinese image of moon rabbit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/moon_rabbit_outline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon_rabbit_outline</image:title><image:caption>Outlined features of the moon rabbit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T09:42:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/06/world-war-zero-the-forgotten-conflict-of-the-pygmies-and-crane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pygmy_crane_battle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pygmy_crane_battle</image:title><image:caption>Greek Vase, ca 570-560 B.C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pygmy_vs_crane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pygmy_vs_crane</image:title><image:caption>Etruscan Vase, 4th Century B.C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pygmy_crane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pygmy_crane</image:title><image:caption>Nuremberg Chronicles, 1493 A.D.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pygmy_greenland.png</image:loc><image:title>pygmy_greenland</image:title><image:caption>Nuremberg Chronicles, 1493 A.D.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T14:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/09/04/how-i-met-your-homunculus-alchemy-and-the-mad-science-gap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/alchemist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alchemist</image:title><image:caption>An Alchemist at Work (G-Rated Version)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T10:53:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/30/taking-the-bait-the-weird-worminess-of-the-brazilian-minhocao/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/worm_readyfor-closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worm_readyfor closeup</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, the worm has turned.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T01:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/31/my-computer-wants-to-kill-me-the-horror-of-the-rational/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hal_9000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HAL_9000</image:title><image:caption>HAL 9000's all seeing eye (2001: A Space Odyssey)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-01T20:15:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/28/getting-your-gaul-a-merovingian-monster-and-the-founding-of-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/quinotaur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quinotaur</image:title><image:caption>Quinotaur (c.1700 AD)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nicolas-de-larmessin-portrait-of-merovech.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nicolas-de-larmessin-portrait-of-merovech</image:title><image:caption>Merovech.  Clearly got his looks from his mother.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T02:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/26/my-salad-my-enemy-cryptobotanical-carnivores-and-preventative-vegetarianism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tree_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree_monster</image:title><image:caption>The Imminent Threat of Cryptobotanical Carnivores</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-09T12:32:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/16/fear-of-flying-gremlins-and-the-terror-of-technology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gremlin_twilightzone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gremlin_twilightzone</image:title><image:caption>Gremlin on a Plane (The Twilight Zone)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T07:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/12/shouldering-the-moral-burden-an-anatomy-of-acephalous-cryptids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/headless_ewaipanoma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headless_ewaipanoma</image:title><image:caption>Ewaipanoma, Acephali in Guiana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/headless_blemmyae_medieval.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headless_blemmyae_medieval</image:title><image:caption>Blemmyes from Medieval Bestiaries</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/headless_kabandha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headless_kabandha</image:title><image:caption>Kabandha from the Ramayana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/headless_hsingtien_shanhaijing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headless_hsingtien_shanhaijing</image:title><image:caption>Hsing T'ien, from the Shan Hai Jing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-16T22:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/14/i-saw-a-werewolf-drinking-a-pina-colada-in-the-duchy-of-livonia-and-his-hair-was-perfect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/werewolf_on_vacation1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werewolf_on_vacation</image:title><image:caption>Even a Lycanthrope Needs a Vacation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T23:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/05/the-fiduciary-responsibility-of-evil-in-the-red-with-demon-accountant-astaroth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/astaroth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>astaroth</image:title><image:caption>Astaroth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/astarte_phoenician.jpg</image:loc><image:title>astarte_phoenician</image:title><image:caption>Astarte</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ishtar_babylonian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ishtar_babylonian</image:title><image:caption>Ishtar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/innana_sumerian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>innana_sumerian</image:title><image:caption>Innana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T11:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/08/01/ares-incognita-subjective-probability-and-the-great-galactic-ghoul-in-space-there-be-dragons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/galactic_ghoul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galactic_ghoul</image:title><image:caption>The Great Galactic Ghoul eats 50% of our Martian space probes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T22:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/27/a-date-with-der-nachzehrer-germanys-unattractive-undead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/carnival_of_souls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carnival_of_souls</image:title><image:caption>Not everything that's dead is pretty...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T09:58:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/24/bedtime-stories-for-small-extraterrestrials-how-the-little-green-man-went-grey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alien_marvin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_marvin</image:title><image:caption>Little Green Men - Marvin the Martian</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alien_grey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_grey</image:title><image:caption>The Grey Alien</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alien_sirmixalot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien_sirmixalot</image:title><image:caption>Sir Mix-A-Lot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-25T22:50:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/21/dragons-check-in-but-they-dont-check-out-saintly-medieval-pest-control-in-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/la-legende-de-saint-romain-et-la-gargouille.jpg</image:loc><image:title>La-legende-de-saint-romain-et-la-gargouille</image:title><image:caption>Saint Romanus, Gargouille, and presumably, the convict</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T13:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/18/backwards-feet-dont-fail-me-now-monstrous-foot-fetishism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/foot_xray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foot_xray</image:title><image:caption>Almost there...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-18T14:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/14/whos-laughing-now-an-abyssinia-were-hyena-in-ethiopia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hyena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hyena</image:title><image:caption>Oh, we'll see who has the last laugh...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T21:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/04/25/the-nightmarish-nuckelavee-a-homicidal-orkney-unseelie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nuckelavee_orkney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuckelavee_orkney</image:title><image:caption> Nuckelavee (by Kurt Komoda / Foter.com / CC BY-NC-ND)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T10:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/06/ratatoskr-and-meeko-spiteful-squirrels-of-norse-and-wabanaki-mythology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ratatoskr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ratatoskr</image:title><image:caption>Ratatoskr, 17th Century Icelandic Manuscript</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/horrifying-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horrifying squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Getting in touch with the inner squirrel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/menacing-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>menacing squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Squirrel.  The cuteness is slipping.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-11T12:39:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/04/badly-drawn-bogeymen-an-unnatural-history-of-the-frighteningly-flat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/stick_man_walking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stick_man_walking</image:title><image:caption>Stick Man is coming.  Maybe we'll get lucky and he can only move in a straight line.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/stick_man_petroglyphs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stick_man_petroglyphs</image:title><image:caption>Petroglyphs of The Stick Man from Around the World (from the plasmaverse.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T15:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/07/01/desperately-seeking-sasquatch-contributions-toward-a-hairy-ghost-theory-of-bigfoot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/contemplative_bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contemplative_bigfoot</image:title><image:caption>Bigfoot's Hollywood headshot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T19:52:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/06/28/somethings-fishy-catfish-catastrophism-with-the-japanese-namazu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/namazu_kashima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Namazu_Kashima</image:title><image:caption>Kashima pinning Namazu.  Very unfriendly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-30T11:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/05/24/you-are-what-eats-you-phagophobia-and-the-primal-monster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/man_eating_monster.png</image:loc><image:title>man_eating_monster</image:title><image:caption>Dinner is served.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T20:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/06/09/send-in-the-evil-clowns-the-monstrous-madness-of-mockery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/clown_moonlight.png</image:loc><image:title>clown_moonlight</image:title><image:caption>Laugh it up, funny man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-09T21:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/05/23/the-etruscan-evil-of-mantus-and-mania-celebrity-couple-of-the-underworld/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mantus_etruscan_underworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mantus_etruscan_underworld</image:title><image:caption>Mantus and Mania, 2nd Century BC, Tomb of Orcus II - Etruscan Mural</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T00:40:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/05/21/no-turtle-is-an-island-except-for-the-fastitocalon-called-aspidochelone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/turtle_aspidochelone_1663.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle_Aspidochelone_1663</image:title><image:caption>Aspidochelon, 1663 A.D.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/turtle_fastitocalon_dc-national-cathedral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle_Fastitocalon_DC National Cathedral</image:title><image:caption>Carving of Fastitocalon in Washington National Cathedral</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/turtle_gamera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle_gamera</image:title><image:caption>Hide in my shell?  Inconceivable!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/turtle_dutch14th_woodcut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle_dutch14th_woodcut</image:title><image:caption>Fastitocalon, 14th Century Dutch Woodcut</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T09:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/05/08/a-foray-into-demon-linguistics-what-language-do-devils-file-their-tps-reports-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/enochian_drdee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enochian_drdee</image:title><image:caption>Dr. John Dee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/enochian_johndeestables.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enochian_johndeestables</image:title><image:caption>Table from the Dee and Kelley's Liber Loagaeth </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/enochian_edwardkelley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enochian_edwardkelley</image:title><image:caption>Edward Kelley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/enochian_alphabet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enochian_alphabet</image:title><image:caption>Enochian Alphabet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/enochian_devils.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enochian_devils</image:title><image:caption>The Coffee Break of the Beast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T00:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/05/05/the-theriomorphic-arabian-hamah-an-angry-bird-before-it-was-cool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hameh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hameh</image:title><image:caption>A bird in the hand...or five homicidal birds in a bush?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-05T17:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/05/04/the-vegetable-lamb-of-tartary-a-netherworld-between-food-groups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vegelamb_lee_1887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vegelamb_(Lee,_1887)</image:title><image:caption>Illustration from Henry Lee's 1887 "Vegetable Lamb of Tartary"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/veglamb_mandevile.gif</image:loc><image:title>veglamb_Mandevile</image:title><image:caption>aka Sir John Mandeville's depiction of the Vegetable Lamb, 14th Century</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vegelamb_sheep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>High angle view of a flock of sheep</image:title><image:caption>Oceans of sheep.  Hard to say if they are rooted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vegelamb_cotton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vegelamb_cotton</image:title><image:caption>This is Cotton.  Hard to mistake for a Vegetable Lamb.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T11:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/04/22/tommy-rawhead-and-bloody-bones-the-monster-so-nice-they-named-him-twice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rawhead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rawhead</image:title><image:caption>Dear Diary: Decided to do something about the "raw head"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rawhead_rex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rawhead_Rex</image:title><image:caption>Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex (based on our Tommy Rawhead and Bloody Bones)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T00:08:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/04/06/death-be-not-salaried-seasonal-grim-reaping-with-the-breton-lankou/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ankou_bergman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ankou_Bergman</image:title><image:caption>Take me now Grim Reaper.  Oh, wait, is that you Bob?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ankou_breton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ankou_Breton</image:title><image:caption>Carving of L'Ankou in Brittany</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T15:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/03/20/hungry-ghosts-the-diet-of-the-dead-among-the-grigori-preta-yidak-gaki-and-egui/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hungryghost_vietnam1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungryghost_vietnam</image:title><image:caption>Hungry Ghost Festival, Vietnam</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hungryghost_phuket1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungryghost_Phuket</image:title><image:caption>Hungry Ghost Statue, Phuket, Thailand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hungryghost_maybe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungryghost_maybe</image:title><image:caption>Hungry Ghost?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hungryghost_hindu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungryghost_hindu</image:title><image:caption>Realm of the Hungry Ghosts, Hindu/Buddhist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hungryghost_grigori1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungryghost_grigori</image:title><image:caption>Angel + Woman = Grigori</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hungryghost_gakizoshi21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungryghost_gakizoshi2</image:title><image:caption>Gaki.  From Gaki-Zoshi "Scroll of Hungry Ghosts", 12th Cent. Japan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T20:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/03/17/dog-days-with-the-tien-kou-chinas-heavenly-hound-eats-the-moon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tienkou_zhangxian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tienkou_Zhangxian</image:title><image:caption>Chang Hsien shooting arrows at T'ien Kou</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tienkou_classicmountandseas2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tienkou_classicmountandseas2</image:title><image:caption>Drawing of T'ien Kou, Shan Hai Jing, 4th Century BC.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T07:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/03/13/marching-with-the-mighty-mermecolion-inevitable-world-domination-by-gold-digging-ants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ant_overlord1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ant_overlord1</image:title><image:caption>They don't have to eat you.  They have enough gold to keep you in the way you are accustomed to being kept</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ants_simpsons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ants_simpsons</image:title><image:caption>As usual, the Simpsons have it figured out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ant_britishlibrary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ant_britishlibrary</image:title><image:caption>Mermecolion in Bestiary 1310 A.D. British Library Royal MS 2 B. vii</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ant_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ant_monster</image:title><image:caption>Is this the way the world ends?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T00:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/03/07/a-monster-and-a-gentleman-the-class-war-reflected-in-our-bestiary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/class_monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>class_monster</image:title><image:caption>Gentleman Monster.  Well dressed social control.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-09T18:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/03/03/japans-kasa-obake-let-a-monstrous-smile-be-your-umbrella/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kasa_obake_tsukumogami.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kasa_obake_tsukumogami</image:title><image:caption>Tsukumogami. Muromachi Period (1336-1573 AD)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kasa_obake_enlightenment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kasa_obake_enlightenment</image:title><image:caption>Looking for enlightenment?  Or just biding its time?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kasa_obake_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kasa_obake_2</image:title><image:caption>Actor Arashi Sangorō III pretending to be a kasa obake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kasa_obake_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kasa_obake_1</image:title><image:caption>Kasa obake.  Treat your umbrella with respect.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T04:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/02/28/humans-as-snack-food-the-gastronomic-preferences-of-the-aztec-ahuizotl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ahuiztol_codex_mendoza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ahuiztol_codex_mendoza</image:title><image:caption>Ahuizotl (king and monster) from the Codex Mendoza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ahuizotl_aztec_carving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ahuizotl_aztec_carving</image:title><image:caption>Aztec carving representing an Ahuizotl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ahuizotl_amnh_statue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ahuizotl_amnh_statue</image:title><image:caption>Aztec Statue of an Ahuizotl.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T02:37:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/02/24/monster-whale-tales-porphyrius-mocha-dick-and-other-terminally-pissed-off-cetaceans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/porphyrius_whaleattack2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porphyrius_whaleattack2</image:title><image:caption>The dangers of whaling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/porphyrius_whaleattack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porphyrius_whaleattack</image:title><image:caption>Don't mess with cetaceans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/porphyrious_spermwhale1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porphyrious_spermwhale</image:title><image:caption>Almost cuddly.  Pretty much the organic equivalent of a freight train.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T22:46:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/02/15/der-klabautermann-nautical-nightmares-in-the-north-sea-with-a-salty-sea-kobold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/klabautermann_1885_hamburg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Klabautermann_1885_Hamburg</image:title><image:caption>Klabautermann - Hamburg, Germany 1885.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/klabautermann_bremerhaven_statue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Klabautermann_bremerhaven_statue</image:title><image:caption>Klabautermann - Statue in Bremerhaven, Germany</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/klabautermann_poland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Klabautermann_Poland</image:title><image:caption>Klabautermann - Poland</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-15T22:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/02/14/undead-mans-best-friend-licking-ones-wounds-with-the-armenian-arlez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/arlez_lickingdog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arlez_lickingdog</image:title><image:caption>Arlez on duty.  Just checking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/arlez_dogsofwar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arlez_dogsofwar</image:title><image:caption>Dogs of War</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T20:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/02/06/when-good-faeries-go-bad-the-clurichaun-or-the-leprechauns-alcoholic-cousin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clurichaun_surly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clurichaun_surly</image:title><image:caption>Clurichaun - A Leprechaun with a drinking problem?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clurichaun_leprechaun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clurichaun_leprechaun</image:title><image:caption>Your standard, hard-working Leprechaun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clurichaun_drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clurichaun_drinking</image:title><image:caption>A Clurichaun and his wine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-06T17:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/02/04/bouncing-baby-cambions-a-little-bit-of-evolution-in-medieval-christian-demonology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cambion_merlin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambion_merlin</image:title><image:caption>Merlin was thought to be a Cambion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cambion_incubus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambion_incubus</image:title><image:caption>Incubus -- just spreading the genes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T09:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/01/26/the-almas-of-the-atlai-our-cousins-the-mongolian-monstrosities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/almas_tibetanmedica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almas_tibetanmedica</image:title><image:caption>Almas Depiction - Tibetan Medica</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/almas_khwit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almas_khwit</image:title><image:caption>Khwit, son of Zana, reported to be half Almasty, died 1954</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/almas_homoerectus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almas_HomoErectus</image:title><image:caption>Artist's Rendering of Homo Erectus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/almas_19thcentury-depiction_tibet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almas_19thCentury Depiction_tibet</image:title><image:caption>Almas, 19th Century, Tibetan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-10T04:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/01/22/dead-and-loving-it-spectral-seafaring-with-the-ghost-ship-el-caleuche-of-the-chilean-chilotes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/caleuche_ghostship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caleuche_ghostship</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Julie Gentry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T15:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/01/18/the-aqrabuamelu-taking-the-sting-out-of-the-sad-tale-of-chaldean-scorpion-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/scorpion_assyrian_intaglio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scorpion_assyrian_intaglio</image:title><image:caption>Scorpion Men - Assyrian Intaglio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/scorpion_deathstalker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scorpion_deathstalker</image:title><image:caption>Death Stalker Scorpion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/scorpion_tablet_gilgamesh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scorpion_tablet_gilgamesh</image:title><image:caption>Scorpion Men depicted on  tablet of Enûma Eliš </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T22:40:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/01/09/the-fearsome-alaskan-tlingit-kushtaka-if-its-not-one-thing-its-an-otter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/otter_aaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otter_aaw</image:title><image:caption>Oozing Cuteness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/otter_kushtaka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otter_kushtaka</image:title><image:caption>Soul-Eating Otter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/otter_aaw2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otter_aaw2</image:title><image:caption>Adorable Otter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/otter_carving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otter_carving</image:title><image:caption>The Kushtaka</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-12T15:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2013/01/06/old-boneless-the-grey-man-brollachan-and-caointech-absolute-negation-and-blob-genealogy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/old_boneless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old_Boneless</image:title><image:caption>Don't See Anything?  You wouldn't until it was too late.  Introducing "Old Boneless"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-19T04:37:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2012/12/30/the-saintly-and-savage-cynocephali-complex-lives-of-the-monster-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cynophali_stchris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cynophali_stchris</image:title><image:caption>Byzantine Icon, St. Christopher</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cynophali_nuremberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cynophali_nuremberg</image:title><image:caption>From Nuremberg Chronicle, 1493</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cynophali_agricola.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cynophali_agricola</image:title><image:caption>From Petrus Agricola</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cynocephali_modern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cynocephali_modern</image:title><image:caption>The Modern Cynocephali?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-11T20:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2012/12/20/the-zoroastrian-azi-dahaka-death-dealing-dragon-of-the-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/azi_dahaka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Azi_Dahaka</image:title><image:caption>Azi Dahaka, minus 2 heads, Persian tapestry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T16:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://esoterx.com/2012/12/15/ho-ho-horrible-feeling-frosty-with-jokul-frosti-ded-moroz-and-yuki-onna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frost_yukionna_anime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frost_yukionna_anime</image:title><image:caption>Yuki-Onna - Modern Anime Version</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frost_yukionnatraditional.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frost_yukionnatraditional</image:title><image:caption>Yuki-Onna - Traditional</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frost_fatherfrost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frost_fatherfrost</image:title><image:caption>Father Frost - Current</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frost_dedmoroz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frost_dedmoroz</image:title><image:caption>Ded Moroz - traditional</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frost_jackfrost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frost_jackfrost</image:title><image:caption>Jack Frost - Modern Interpretation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://esoterx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frost_jokulfrosti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frost_jokulfrosti</image:title><image:caption>Jokul Frosti - 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